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Tyler: Hiya Sammi! blaugh
Sammi: Hiya, Tyler smile
Tyler: What's... What the hell? eek
Sammi: *turns around to find two unlively couples making out* Okay, that is just plain unsanitary. confused
Tyler: How? *intrigued* biggrin
Sammi: C'mon, really, Tyler? She has her filthy hands all over the ground, and her mouth is touching his, where apparently she doesn't know where that mouth has been. It could've been on his mom's mouth, for all she knows. *pondering* whee
Kristen: *comes out of no where* Not to mention the blood, Sam. mrgreen
Sammi: What blood? neutral
Kristen: Ohmigod. Look at her neck, for peets sake. rolleyes
Sammi: eek surprised gonk YOU KILLED THEM!
Kristen: Their blood was actually quite tastey. 3nodding 4laugh
Sammi: Really! I wanna taste! heart
Kristen: But they're already dead, Sammi. ninja
Sammi: evil *thinks evily* twisted
Tyler: What the hell. DO NOT EAT ME! eek
Sammi: Why would I eat you, Tyler? 3nodding
Kristen: Yeah... *thinks* -wait a minute, i want his blood!- twisted
Sammi: NO, KRISTEN! EAT ADAM! eek
Kristen: Who's adam? question
Sammi: My worst enemy. ninja
Kristen: Works for me!!!!!! 4laugh
Tyler: You're gonna eat Adam? sad
Sammi: Umm. Yea? 3nodding
Tyler: emo
Sammi: RAWR heart
-Sam leaves-

-Kristen and Sammi come back three hours later-

Sammi: Damn Adam, his blood was absolutely foul. xp Kristen?
Kristen: -drinking John's blood-
Sammi: Oh, oh, oh, oh, WONDERFUL!
Kristen: What?
Sammi: talk2hand You didn't even share with meh! And to think I gave you Adam's heart.
Kristen: Want his wrist? 3nodding
Sammi: Thank you. By the way, I brough Edward-kins here.
Kristen -eyes get wide, drops John's wrist- EDWARRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDdd
Sammi: The Wonderful Beautiful comic of retched death. Always works... Wait... EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!
-runs after Kristen.-
Tyler: Hey, who's gonna clean up the mess?!
Sammi: -stops- You don't believe in Vamps.
Tyler: Oh right.
Sammi: Bye. twisted twisted twisted twisted

News Reporter: Sightings by rare human beings have found three vampires at work. Two humans were killed. And now they are haunting Sam and Kristen for revenge. TOO BAD THEY HAVE EDWARD!




Okay, that made absolutely no sense whatsoever. rolleyes