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Derrin: "Stop thinking like me."
Me: "I'm not thinking like you. Actually, you don't think at all."
Derrin: "So what.. am I just piggybacking your brain waves?"
--In his truck, outside of a gas station. Random conversation while waiting for his mom to come out so we could all head back to the hotel. We were following them. Also, they had the room key.
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"My Sister: it takes skills to play air guitar
My Sister: lol
Me: it does
Me: you cant let it bend
My Sister: so hah
Me: they had championships once
My Sister: lol
Me: seriously
Me: a japanese guy won
My Sister: lmao..of course b/c most air guitars are made in china or taiwan so they must have some serious
My Sister: skills"
--a YIM conversation that I felt was quote-worthy. Way to go, sis! Ain't she a peach?
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"Good I shall use that as my next pick up line. Hi I'm Ace and nine out of ten women consider me yummy. I won't mention these women as being flesh eating or vampiric." --Aseriano, spouting random nonsense in OOC conversations.
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"Teddy bears are the perfect men. They don't give you any lip because their mouths are stitched shut. They are cute, cuddly, fuzzy.. and if they do make you angry, you can literally beat the stuffing out of them with no adverse consequences." -- Me, after admitting I had an anger problem.
"Okay, calm down She-Hulk."-- Derrin, in response.
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"Oh, that's good for you then. Because I would HATE to have emotions if I were a b*****d son of a Cadillac.."-- Zero, my character, provoking Cless, my friend's robotic/android character.
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"Spam is like the witness protection program for meat."-- Me, to Derrin, during a 5 am conversation that somehow included Spam.
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"We knew when we were having company, mom would get all fancy and sprinkle brown sugar over the Spam."-- Same as above.
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"Being turned into Spam has got to be disappointing for the meat. I mean, it's like an impeached president having to work at McDonald's-- that's a definite decrease in status."-- Same as above above.
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"Are you brandishing that washcloth menacingly?"- Me, to Derrin whilst he waved a washcloth at me before his shower.
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"These muffins are delicious, you should try one"- Me, to Derrin, quoting a strange woman from a dream I had.
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"Pancakes are weird." (whispered)- Me, to Derrin as random nonsense.
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"Mushroom sex is one of the most erotic forms of lovemaking in the world." - Me, to Derrin, on fungi reproduction I believe.
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"I was a pirate once, you know."- Derrin, to me after I asked him how he knew the word "spoils" whilst playing Champions of Norrath.
 Lunari · Sat Oct 08, 2005 @ 11:43am · 0 Comments |
