Michaela: HELLO! Just a little reminder, the little fillout from the end of the last chapter is a sequal for my other story, Simple and Clean. Thanx!
All: Phew~!
Sora: I'M HYPER! HYPER HYPER HYPER! GO HYPERNESS!
All: *look at Sora*
Sora: *shakes head* That’s not me. That’s the Energizer Bunny dressed up as me.
Axel: It keeps going and going and going...
Michaela: He drankabout (lookes up at the sentince above) thirty Pepsis and ten Mountain Dews wile I was updating.
Sora: Lies! No stomach can hold that much soda!
Axel: Hey, Sora! Care for some Mentos? *devilish grin*
Sora: AAAAAAAAAAAA!
Sora: Ummmm... Where's the loo? I really have to go! (Michaela and Natalie point to a door marked Mens) Thanks!
Axel: It keeps going and going and going...
Sora: *smacks him*
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The group walked to the first district. Sora was in the lead, followed by Tyler, then Ryan and Jacob, then Donald and Goofy, with Michaela bringing up the rear with her head down. Sora noticed that Michaela was falling behind and waited, wile the others passed him, until he was walking next to her.
Axel: W-H-I-L-E. While.
“Okay, that’s it. What’s up?” Sora asked her.
“Well, I just found out that the parents I believed to be mine are really my foster parents. My real parents are dead, Melifecent killed them. I am a princess of Hollow Bastion,” Michaela choked. She looked up at him with tears in her eyes. “When this is over, I won’t have anyone to call family but Natalie.”
Sora: No, actually, when this is over, all the worlds will be restored and you’ll be able to go home to your foster parents!
Axel: *as Michaela* But they’re not my REAL parents, ergo they can’t possibly love me!
“Natalie?”
“She’s my older sister. She’s your age. If she died, I’ll have to fend for myself. To be honest, I’m not that good at fighting. I’ll probably die in the first week or two by myself,” She told him. She started crying.
Axel: This is called foreshadowing, kids! F-O-R-E-
Larxene: Yes, yes, we’ve got it memorized. *rolls eyes*
Axel: You take all the fun out of this job.
Sora hugged her and let her tears run down on his shirt. “Don’t worry, I’ll protect you. Always. While we travel, I’ll teach you how to fight,” Sora promised her, then added, ”You fight brilliantly. I saw you fight the hands. Even when all looked lost, you never gave up!”
Sora: While admittedly this sounds like something I would say, it’s not something I’d say to you!
Riku: What’s funnier is that Sora’s offering to teach her to fight when he doesn’t really know how yet.
Axel: Yeah, that’s like Larxene giving etiquette lessons.
Larxene: *thwap*
Axel: Ow! See, that was very rude of you!
“Thanks Sora.”
“ Any time.”
“Come on, we should catch up with the others.” Sora told her. Michaela nodded. They had just entered the main part of the second district when someone in a black hooded cloak appeared in front of them, he had his hood up and was blocking their way.
Larxene: See if you can guess who it is! The catch is, you only get thirteen tries.
Sora pushed Michaela behind him. “Who are you?” he asked. The person didn’t answer. Instead, the person pulled down his hood. Michaela saw a man with crazy red hair, blue eyes, and black lined under his eyes.
Axel: Phew~! Well, at least it can’t be me, since my eyes are green!
“Axel,” Michaela whispered.
Axel: s**t.
“So the Darkbearer knows who I am. What she doesn’t know is that I’m supposed to bring you two to DiZ, dead or alive,” Axel told them.
Larxene: Well, at any rate, she knows now. Way to go, loudmouth. *jabs Axel with her elbow*
Axel: *ignores her* Since when do I work for DiZ?!
Riku: More importantly, what could DiZ possibly want Michaela for?
Sora: I’m telling you-
Kairi: They’re not Nobodies, Sora!
“You’ll at least have to take me dead,” Michaela spat.
“Same here.”
“This will be easier than I thought,” Axel said pleased. He leaped at them, took out a long sword and started to attack Sora.
Axel: NOW WAIT JUST ONE FREAKING MINUTE!! *jumps out of his seat, summons flaming chakrams*
Riku: I was about to say...
Axel: EVERY goddamn picture of me out there, every single one, has my chakrams in it! What do you think these are? Do you think I won them at a carnival or something?! Do they look like toys to you?!
Larxene: You’ve made your point...
Axel: *ignores her* And a sword? Do I look like some kind of cliché swordsman who’s the same in every story? I’m ashamed to be in this pack of lies written by a twelve-year-old fangirl who can’t even spell the villain’s name right!
Sora & Riku: Who’s cliché?
Axel: *ignores them, sits back down in a huff* Chakrams. Freaking chakrams. Got it memorized?
Sora pulled out his Kingdom Key and blocked every one of Axel’s attacks. Sora knocked his sword away and started to attack Axel. Now he was on the defensive side.
Kairi: If he just started to attack, then why is he defending?
Then, in one swift move, Axel knocked the Keyblade from Sora’s hands and slapped him on the face, knocking him against the wall.
Riku: *as Axel* You’re mine now b***h.
Axel: *death glare, flames Riku*
He did this hand motion thingy and vines came up from the ground, trapping Sora to the wall.
Sora: Red hair... plant powers... that’s it! We hired Kurama by mistake!
“He’s good, let’s just see if his little girlfriend is,” Axel sneered. He leaped at her. She screamed and ran to where Sora was trapped. She grabbed his Keyblade and handed it to him so he could cut himself loose.
Sora: But why didn’t it come back on its own?
Riku: It hates you.
Sora: If this keeps up, I’m gonna hate me too, pretty soon.
When Axel saw this, he yelled in rage and charged at Sora who had just gotten to his feet after the struggle with the vines. He knocked Michaela over and knocked the Keyblade from Sora’s hands and held his sword at his heart.
Sora: *as Barbossa* What’re you playin’ at, boy? I can’t be killed.
Axel: *as Will* You can’t, but I can! Do as I say, or I’ll commit seppuku and be lost to Davy Jones’ Locker!
Sora: Name yer terms.
Axel: *handing Sora the imaginary sword* Give me my chakrams back!
“It all ends here, Keyblade Master. Say goodbye to your girlfriend,” Axel panted. He brought the sword back and was about to thrust it into his chest
Axel: Is that supposed to imply that I’m his girlfriend?!
when Michaela pushed Sora when Axel thrust it forward. She screamed as it went into her chest.
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Michaela: Thanx for reading! Please review!
Larxene: Nooooooo! I want to see her DIE!
Kairi: Hey, where'd Sora go?
Sora: Come on in, Fluffy, the water’s great!
Kairi: Sora, that’s salt water!
Michaela: He wnt to the bathroom about an hour ago.
