Michaela: I'm gonna die! NOOOOO!
All: YESSSSSS!
Sora: I'm baaack!
Michaela: Where have you been?
Sora: In the bathroom.
Michaela: YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE FOR TWO DAYS!
Sora: *sarcastically* And I’m so glad you had the story wait just for me.
Sora: (in a little voice) Please read.
Riku: Do we have to?
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Michaela looked at Axel with hatred and terror in her eyes, then looked down at the sword. Blood was gushing from the wound, staining her shirt. He grinned.
Larxene: Wait for it...
Kairi: Hope she knows the name of a good dry cleaner.
“So long Darkbearer,” he said. He pulled the sword out from Michaela and she screamed again. She staggered backwards against the wall with her and on the wound.
Riku: In English this means...?
Larxene: Sh! Wait for it...
Riku: *looks at her oddly*
Axel turned to Sora, pointing his sword at him. Sora looked at the sword. It had blood dripping from it. Michaela’s blood.
Larxene: And here it is!
“You… You fowl, loathsome, evil little cockroach!” Sora yelled.
Larxene: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *falls off her chair laughing*
Sora: *horrified* I’m Hermione Granger. She made me Hermione Freaking Granger!
Riku: *also laughing* It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levi-o-SAA!
Sora: I hate you all.
“O, I’m so scared. What’s a ikle little Keyblade Master like you gonna do about it?” Axel taunted. That struck a nerve. Sora launched himself at Axel and knocked the sword away, leaving Axel with no weapon. Axel disappeared. Not even bothering to get his sword.
Axel: After all. I’ve always got. My two CHAKRAMS.
“Coward!” Sora screamed. He ran over to Michaela, who was now on the floor with her eyes closed.
“Michaela, please open your eyes!” He cried. Michaela opened her eyes.
Sora: *as himself* Great! Now please die.
Riku: *as Michaela* I die!
Sora: Wow, it worked! Now Riku, get me some sea salt ice cream.
Riku: You didn’t say the magic word.
“It’s time for me to go, Sora,” Michaela panted quietly,
“No! You can’t go! Hollow Bastion needs you! I need you! I love you!” Sora cried.
All: .......
Sora: NO – I – DO – NOT!!
“And I love you too. But I’m asking you to find Natalie, find the survivors of Hollow Bastion, and protect them at all cost. Can you do that?” Michaela said quietly.
Sora: NO!
“I’ll do my best,” Sora promised.
Sora: This Sora is a LIAR!
Michaela sighed. “ I wish I could’ve seen Hollow Bastion again. Tell everyone that I’ll miss them. You know what Sora? In the time we’ve known each other,
Larxene: *looks at her watch* All fifteen minutes of it...
you’ve been like a big brother to me. I’ll miss you.”
“You’ve been like a little sister to me, and I’ll miss you too. Please don’t go!” Sora begged. He noticed that she wasn’t looking at him, but at something behind him.
“Mother is that you?
Axel: *gets up and starts pacing* My God, I can’t take any more of this! Someone kill this brat before I do it myself!
Kairi: Um... Axel, you already did.
Axel: THAT WAS NOT ME.
I’m ready. Goodbye Sora, and don't forget, you are the one who will open the door to the light.” Michaela whispered. Her eyes closed. Her chest rose and fell.
And didn’t rise again.
All: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Axel: Ding, dong, the witch is dead, the wicked witch is dead!
Larxene: Let’s see that on replay, shall we? *evil grin*
Riku: Break out the champaine! Kanpai!
Kairi: But we’re too young to drink.
Sora: She’s dead! It’s over! Thank God, it’s finally at an end!
Sora leaned over her and cried. Hours passes and he still cried. He cried himself to sleep.
Sora: They’re tears of joy. Trust me.
He slept. He didn’t notice the blinding white light that surrounded the two. He didn’t notice a black cat tail that grew on Michaela. He didn’t notice Michaela get up and stroke his hair. Sora finally woke up.
Riku: Wow. So what did wake him up, if he didn’t notice any of that?
Kairi: His cell phone went off in his pocket, of course.
“Morning sleepy head.” Michaela whispered.
“Michaela! You’re alive!” Sora cried happily.
Sora: *cries sadly* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
“Yes. Last night, I found out that a Darkbearer gets nine lives after they die the first time,” Michaela told him. “Come on, lets find the others.”
Axel: Well, that is just ******** up.
Riku: I didn’t give her a Potion. Did you give her a Potion?
Kairi: Back up a minute. Why is she a catgirl?
Riku: Why does anything happen in this story?
Sora nodded. They were about to go to the First District when they heard a scream.
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Michaela: Who screamed?
Sora: I know! I know! It's-
Riku: Michaela’s other nine lives being extinguished at the same time!
Sora: Me getting the hell away from this monster of a Sue!
Larxene: Riku, of course!
Riku: *SMACKDOWN*
Michaela: I know who screamed.I wrote the story!
Riku: Please comment. (see's Natalie walk by) I love you!
Riku: What the hell? Who’s Natalie?
Natalie: I love you too!
Sora and Michaela: EW! GROSS!
Kairi: And you two aren’t?
Larxene: You have to remember, this was all written by a twelve-year-old.
Axel: And what, we’re supposed to forgive her because of that?
Larxene: Pfft, of course not. I’m just increasingly glad I’m not in this story.
Kairi: I’d almost say “same here,” but I think I reeeeeally want to be there right now. *mimes rolling up her sleeves*
