Hello, you loyal readers of Kingdom Spork!
Since our last spork is finished (gladly) we will introduce a new project of ours!
This story, however, is NOT mine. *sigh of relief*
So if you want to flame the Story, we agree. That's why we Spork it! Doi!
The usual intro starts..
Title: Butterfly Kisses
Author: ShadowHeart333
Rating:
for the literal Horde of OCs and canon gangbanging. On the plus side, at least the spelling and grammar are decent considering the author is about 12...Full Name (including any titles): Michaela Oehler
(other OCs involved: Abbey, Allie, Makayla, Becca, Jayne, Brooke, Jacob, Ryan, Cole, Tyler P., Nick, BT, Cory, Yokobue, Annie Forever)
Full Species(es): Marysue felis homewreckera (Sora-stealing catgirl Sue)
Hair Color (include adjectives): "silver and in a pony tail, with it down it would probably be elbow length"
Eye Color (include adjectives): not mentioned
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: wings, cat ears and tail
Special Possessions (if any): The Darkblade, a "magnajar" filled with painkiller, far too many friends, shellfish(?)
Origin: She and her umpteen friends were playing Kingdom Hearts when suddenly Earth was destroyed and she wound up in Traverse Town.
Connections To Canon Characters: makes Sora fall in love with her after knowing her for ten minutes, is a princess of Hollow Bastion, and is little sister of Axel, Demyx, and Zexion. (I originally read it wrong and thought she had made Demyx and Zexion Kadaj's brothers, but this isn't much better.)
Special Abilities: flight, wielding the Darkblade, ten lives, throws multicolored fireballs, beautiful singing voice, stuffing 15 people into one Gummi Ship, magic
Other Annoying Traits: She loves to die. You could probably strangle this girl with a cordless phone, that's how easy she is to kill.
I Say/Notes: Because it was SO hilariously bad, from start to finish, I sporked all 18 chapters. It’s hard for me to decide which are the worst three, but I’ve settled on 2, 5, and 6 to post in Kingdom_Spork.
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Notice from Sporking Team:
Oh, I promised to tell you about Chaos and Rue wink I'm probably dead if she reads this twisted
Chaos is my best friend, Ans. I'd rather keep the name of Rue a secret, since she is no longer with us. She died from cancer at age sixteen. We miss her a lot.
The Sporking Community consists of me and Ans, and we'll see you tomorrow with the first chapter of Night of 1000 Sues!
