Chaos: Not much time…but we’re gonna skip Christmas to them back in school.
Sora: *point!* SEE! Chaos is really the White Witch! Always winter, never Christmas! Always badfic, never canon!
Darmed: Yeah sooo yeah, a brief explanation is Midnight and Sephiroth joined their school.
Axel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sora: So...now everyone in the school is going to be brutally murdered?
Riku: That's not a half-bad plan at the moment.
Disclaimer: No we don’t own KH or Squaresoft/SquareEnix.
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Midnight and Sephiroth stood in the front of the class as their teacher introduced them.
Riku: *as teacher* Hey, kids! Say hello to the man who's going to burn you all to charred to corpses! And your parents! And your dog!
Kairi: It's return of the revenge of the incompetent adults.
Chaos watched Alexander sink in his seat, she shared her homeroom class consisted of sophomores, juniors, and seniors. She sighed, it felt odd having her great-grandmother in the same class, acting like a Junior.
Sora: "Odd?" Try CREEPY.
Midnight sat net to Alexander, but she didn’t seem to recognize him.
“What’s up with him?” Riku leaned back to ask Chaos, he sat in the seat in front o her. “He seems…really different from when we met him.”
“I dunno…” Chaos whispered, leaning forward. “But that Sephiroth kid keeps glaring at him for some reason.”
Sora: Sephiroth kid?!
Axel: Not in this lifetime, buddyboy.
“Seriously….but the guy with silver hair is cute.” Kairi commented, leaning to the side to whisper to Chaos. “Sora, I you leave me I’m going for him.”
Kairi: NO. No, I am NOT. *shudders* He's--what? How old?
Sora: Not a worry though--I'm never leaving you. *hug!*
Riku: Awww...
Kairi: *hug back*
Axel: Gag me. *aims a banana cream pie*
Kairi and Chaos talk about something mysterious. And then, out of nowhere: random bitchfight!
“Riku!’ It was Yuna. She was an annoying senior that always ‘visited’ their homeroom class. Yuna grabbed wrapped her thin arms around Riku’s right arm. “It’s been soooo long sweetie!”
Sora: *bursts out laughing*
Riku: What's so funny?
Sora: Just--a six inch tall fairy--clinging to you--*sporfle!*
Kairi: Aww, it sounds kinda cute.
“Riku.” Chaos walked up to him, pretending to ignore the other girl, which annoyed Yuna…a lot. “Can I have a kiss?”
Riku: Sure thing, "sweetheart." *throws Hershey's chocolate kiss at the screen*
“Huh? Chaos, you don’t have to ask.” Riku said and kissed Chaos on the lips gently. “Even if it’s cute when you do…”
“Wha-What is going on!” Yuna let go of his arm and pointed to Chaos. “Why did you kiss HER!”
“Because he’s mine.” Chaos said as he wrapped his arms around her waist. “Why do you care?”
Kairi: If she is honestly this jealous of a fairy....that, well...that's pretty damn pathetic.
Axel: I'm beginning to think she isn't a fairy...Unlike Riku.
Anvil: *I just can't help myself!*
“You’re lying!” Yuna shouted. “Riku is MINE not YOURS! Isn’t that right Riku!”
Axel: CAT FIGHT CAT FIGHT CAT FIGHT
Riku: *hides under his seat*
“No actually…” Riku said looking a bit confused in a ‘when did I consent to that?’ way. “Actually I remember always asking you to go away or back to your class.”
“B-But when did you start dating HER?” Yuna was reusing to say Chaos’ name. “I mean she’s cute, but not beautiful…or pretty!”
Riku: If you invoke her name three times, she comes out of the mirror and kills you!
Sora: Yuna is mind-blowingly out of character...and yet, I'm still rooting for her here.
“What about Tidus?” Alexander asked, suddenly walking towards them. She suddenly tackled him as well. Attempting to kiss him, but he shoved her off. “Yuna, go back to class, I’m sure your grades depend on it anyway.”
Sora: ...Wow, that's a lot of character hatred.
Riku: I still think she hates me more, though.
“Hmph!” She pouted and stormed off. Chaos looked shocked at Alexander and pulled herself away from Riku, kissing him on the cheek.
“Thanks Alexander.” Chaos and Riku said in unison. He nodded and walked off, Chaos smiled at Riku and kissed him on the lips again. She felt his tongue part her lips, but this time she didn’t pull away.
Riku: *disgusted* Quick, hand me something that *doesn't taste like Sue.*
Kairi: *gives root beer float*
Riku: Thanks. *drinks*
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Chaos: Yeah…we sorta finished this chapter on paper…so now we have to type it. And the data is on our OTHER computer.
Kairi: Further proof that state-sponsored testing does absolutely nothing for children's education.
Darmed: Please review. We may bring Crystal in next chapter and there’s no turning back from that point.
Chaos: Yeah, Crystal is a dragon who is hot-tempered and very powerful.
Sora: *points* I KNEW IT! I KNEW THEY'D PUT IN SOME KIND OF DRAGON!
Kairi: Stealing your clothes, on top of it.
She’s the reason Midnight is alive now. Here’s what happened: Midnight was killed by her husband in an attempt to protect her friends from his rage, knowing she was in love with another and hearing a prophecy. So he killed Midnight at the castle gates, but by spilling her blood him, and his army, were killed. Midnight died a thousand years ago, and has not seen the one she loves, which is still a S-E-C-R-E-T. But when Midnight died, she was going to be buried as a traitor to her race, that’s why the vampire Donovan stole her body and gave her a proper burial.
Axel: ...So Midnight is a Nobody?
Crystal’s tribute was to free her soul when she is united with her true love. Here’s a hint: Midnight’s love in the actual story is a vampire, here….still secret!
Darmed: Chaos is a tease, we know. Soooo yeah, review please!
All: ..........
Axel: I smell a SPACE OPERA!
Riku: *holds nose* More like a landfill of bad clichés.
Sora: Does this mean we have to sit through another 20 chapters of how the Sue is actually a goddess from another world with wings and a pet dragon named Sparky and the magical healing powers to cure the world of its evils and there's some kind of war involving vampires and werewolves and demons?
Kairi: *looks at script* Well, if there is, we sure don't have to see it now!
Sora: Look on the bright side: at least Riku hasn't resorted to rape in any of these chapters!
Riku: Good! Then let's get the HELL out of here!
Axel: I've certainly had enough of this stupid world.Anvil: *one for the memories!*
