Darmed: This chapter is called ‘The Truth About the Night…’
Sora: What truth is that?
Kairi: It's DARK.
Sora: NO.
Riku: Say it isn't so!
Axel: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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Midnight stood in the white room for a while, her expression was still sad. Someone came back into the room, he had long silver hair, green eyes, and a black shirt and matching pair o jeans.
Riku: Is that...who I think it...
Sora: No. She wouldn't.
It was unmistakably Sephiroth.
Kairi: She would.
Axel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES
He wrapped his arms around Midnight’s waist and she gasped.
"I told you, I’m only doing this for them…" She said, a hint of pain in her voice. “Please stop doing this to me…”
"Sorry, but I just can’t help but touch you." He said, kissing her cheek.
Axel: Holy s**t, she's (unsuitable for minors wink ) Sephiroth? She's a bigger Sue than Chaos.
She shuddered. Midnight pulled herself out of Sephiroth’s arms and began to walk out of the room. “You still love him don’t you?”
“I never stopped.” Midnight said. He looked at her, concentrating on her facial expression.
Kairi: That dramatic line would fall so much better had Sephiroth said anything implicative of an interruption in her feelings.
Sora: It's a Sue. What did you expect?
“Stop, your mine now. Remember the deal?” He walked out of the room. She left through the same door into a room that looked like a hospital.
Riku: But was actually a pet store.
There were sheets over bodies, covering their faces. She pulled down one that was covering two bodies just enough to reveal their faces and hands, a tear rolling down her cheek as she did so.
Axel: Ooh, is this the part where the bodies come back to life and begin gnawing on the older-Sue's spine?
Kairi: This isn't "Dawn of the Dead 3," Axel.
Riku: Yeah. That'd have much better writing.
“Kana, Arthur, I’m so sorry we didn’t find you in time.” She said. There was a woman on the side closest to her, she had elbow length black hair that had a blue tint from its darkness. (Chaos: Tribute to my mom.)
Riku: ...And she is dead. Not at all creepy.
Kairi: The most blatant self-insert in a long time.
She was next to a man with dark brown hair that was silky and a bit messy. He had a handsome face and seemed only to be sleeping.
Axel: It's worse than that, he's DEAD, Jim!
The woman, who was clearly Kana, had a rose red ribbon that wrapped around her right fore arm starting from her elbow and stopping at her wrist only to be tied and transferred over to the man’s wrist and it wrapped up to his elbow. She covered them back up “But I promise, we’ll find Kaima and Isabella…”
“Sacrifices will be made.” Sephiroth was leaning against the door. She walked up to him and pulled him into the next room, the kitchen. She kissed him fiercely, shoving him against the cupboard.
Riku: Hey woah okay what!
Sora: I thought...I thought she just said she was in love with someone else!
Axel: Is this the part where the fabled Masamune comes out and impales her? *on the edge of his seat*
Anvil: *Attempting rendezvous, Houston*
Axel: ACK WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE *SPLAT*
“I want it back.” She whispered in his ear. He kissed her just as fiercely back, slamming her back into the wall.
“Not until you give me what I want.” He whispered back. She pushed him strongly, forcing him to fall on his back, on the table. She crawled on top of him, kissing him back.
Kairi: *shifting nervously*
Sora: *hunching shoulders, nervously glancing left and right*
Riku: *sitting very straight, blinking overmuch*
Axel: *making catcalls through the popcorn*
“When you give me what’s mine, I will.” She said in his ear before another kiss on his lips.
“Whoa, did NOT need to see that.” A man with crimson eyes and black hair was gawking at them. He obviously just walked in.
All: *sigh of relief. ...Yes, relief. Ignore Axel, please.*
Riku: I concur!
Axel: VOYEURISM AGAIN!
“Donovan, you know my relations with…Sephiroth…” She said Sephiroth’s name with resentment. She got off of him and walked to Donovan, she jangled keys before walking out. Sephiroth sighed and got up to follow.
Sora: ...Resentment?
Riku: She honestly believes she can do better than Canon-Stu. ...I'm afraid now.
“They don’t know the truth about the night…” Sephiroth said before walking out of the room, knowing someone was in there. A girl that had her hair in pigtails, long elbow-length dark brown hair with natural sun highlights here and there, and pretty blue-green eyes. She wore black fingerless gloves and wore clothing that was a duplicate of Sora’s final form clothing, well not a duplicate, more of stolen Sora final form clothing.
Sora: WHAT?!
Kairi: Wait! Isn't Sora the only one who can wear those clothes, anyway?
Sora: YES!
Axel: God DAMN. Can we get any worse Sues in here?
Riku: They could be screwing you.
“Crystal does though.” She said, glaring at the door.
Axel: Woah Sora, you were spot-on with that new name!
Sora: THE SUE HAS STOLEN MY CLOTHES! I WORKED HARD TO EARN THOSE! *rage*
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Chaos: Dun-dun-duh!
Rue: Yeah the ‘f’ key isn’t working right so some of the words containing an ‘f’ may be missing one.
Kairi: Um...the F key seems to be working fine to me.
Riku: I can think of a few words requiring the use of that key right now...
Darmed: We just wanted to put more o Midnight in here, she is a significant character. But we WILL slowly put in magic until you guys finally tell us what you thinks about it. Because Crystal is coming in and that will be what begins all the magic. But our next chapter will have karaoke!
All: OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chaos: *sigh* this is because I actually sing soprano isn’t it?
Darmed: …maybe….Okay it is!
Rue: Darmed likes your voice Chaos.
Chaos: Why?
Riku: Because the Sue must have a perfect singing voice.
Kairi: *marks off another check on her scorecard* ALL RIGHT! BINGO!
Sora: So what do you win?
*King Mickey suddenly runs in, shakes Kairi's hand, then runs back out*
All: ...
Axel: What in the...
Sora: Canon! Yay! *big smiles*
Darmed: Anyway please comment!
Random extra!(How Sephiroth joined us.)
Midnight: Okay so your name is Zidane?
Zidane: Yes it is.
Midnight: You have a tail…and your really cute…but too young. NEXT!
Cloud: Walks in, about to sit down.
Midnight: NEXT!
Cloud: But you didn’t even interview me.
Midnight: I hate you, get out.
Sephiroth: Sits down Hello Midnight, haven’t seen you in a thousand years. Still mad about Alexander taking the silver crescent moon on your thigh?
Axel: That makes it sound like he took her vir--
Anvil: *in the name of the moon, I shall punish you!*
Midnight: For the last time, I gave it up willingly!
Chaos: Even though I HATED FFVII, and I mean I REALLY HATED FFVII, let’s get him to join.
Midnight: WHAT! Why him? He STILL thinks I gave up my vir-
Axel: AHA, I TOLD YOU SO!
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From now on, if you recognize this anywhere, you know it's the sporking team! Also, I will end every single one of my sporkings with this. cool It's like our trademark!
