"He's never gonna live that down is he?" Riku asked her.
"144 loses." Chaos finally stopped laughing. "That's a record for how many times someone has lost to me..."
Kairi: Because usually, you just lose.
Riku: At life.
Sora: The universe.
All: AND EVERYTHING.
"C'mon, I'll make dessert." Riku said. She squealed happily and slightly jumped.
Riku: Did she just fangirl squeal at me?
Kairi: *looks at Riku* I didn't know you could make desserts.
Riku: Well, I can put pre-baked cookies in the oven...
"Yay! Riku's desserts! I finally get to try some!"
Kairi: Riku desserts.
Axel: They're long, hot, and they have cream filling--
Anvil: *Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee!*
She gave him a kiss on the cheek and went upstairs.
Axel: Now's your chance, Riku! Poison the cookies!
Riku: Knowing the Sue, she's probably immune to poison.
"I'm gonna get dressed, okay?"
"Okay." He said, watching her go upstairs. He was still wondering about her healing wounds. "I wish she would tell me..."
"Well she won't." Came a voice from behind him. He turned around, it was Midnight. He gaped at her, wondering how she got in.
Sora: A portal of darkness?
Riku: So she's an Organization member!
Axel: Nuh-uh, NO WAY would we let any Sues into the Organization.
All: ...
Axel: We're TRYING, okay?!
"It's not for her to tell, and I have my ways of getting in."
Kairi: She reads minds, too.
Riku: Wonder if she can read mine right now.
Axel: I'd wager a guess, but the goddamn Anvil just left.
"Okay..." Riku looked at her, Midnight looked very serious. "What's wrong?"
"I...have a note for Chaos, don't read it, just give it to her." Midnight handed him a folded up note.
Axel: *raises hand* TEACHER! MIDNIGHT'S PASSING NOTES!
Kairi: She knows everything, she reads minds, she doesn't want the note read, and she can get into the house in all kindsa different ways. Why not give Chaos the note herself?
"Tell her I couldn't stay here long."
Riku: The Daily Show is on!
Axel: No, it's time for The Colbert Report!
Sora: I don't even think Stephen Colbert could make this funny.
"O-okay..." Riku said. Midnight walked gracefully away, this time she didn't trip. She left through the door and he locked it as it closed. He noticed the note was a little tear stained, and she seemed sad.
Kairi: But...she just left! How can he tell she's sad?
Axel: I bet you anything it's a letter expressing Midnight's undying love for Chaos.
Sora: But she's supposedly her great gra--
All: EWWWWWWWW
Riku gives Chaos the note, which pretty much says nothing but that Chaos needs to call Midnight. Yeah, real useful note. So she uses Riku's phone...
On the other side of the phone
Sora: Where the watermelons grow...
Riku: What, is the phone an inter-dimensional gate?
Axel: THERE IS A PHONE LINE BEYOND THAT WHICH IS KNOWN TO MAN.
Midnight stood in a white room holding an ivory phone on a curly wire.
Axel: *bristle* HELL no. She is not infiltrating any of my former stomping grounds, thank you very much!
She was in the same dress, had the same expression, but her location was a mystery.
Sora: It was Midnight, with the ivory phone, in the library!
Kairi: No good. The location was a mystery.
A wisp of long silver hair disappeared through the door.
Axel: *pulls a hair from Riku's head*
Riku: OW!
Axel: *lets it go, watches it drift out the door* Goodbye, hair...
"Chaos...we found your parents..."
Riku: Drunk in a jail cell in Ireland. Long story.
"What!" Chaos seemed shocked. yet excited. Midnight looked at the door where the silver hair left, her sad expression deepened.
"Chaos, hear me out today, Sparky is hurt and the rest are in danger."
Riku: ...Sparky.
Sora: Sparky?
Kairi: Sparky.
Axel: SPARKY! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Midnight said. Chaos went silent. "All of us are, I'm at our secret place, so you can't some and see me...but there's more to everything. Isabella is getting stronger...and so is Kai-"
Sora: Who? Kairi?
Kairi: Well, I have been working out a bit recently.
"Don't say his name! I won't let you Midnight, he's the cause of all of our pain!" Chaos shouted.
Axel: *holding ears* Jesus, what was that all about?
Riku: ...So it's Voldemort?
Sora: If so...does that make Chaos Rose Potter?
Kairi: I'm sure they could exchange notes...
"He's the one that attacked Sparky, he was at one of your friends house when I found him. They were out luckily, but I did have to inform them of what was going on. I hope he'll be okay, he was covered in blood when I found him..."
Sora: Who? Sparky, Voldemort, or the mysterious friend she informed?
Kairi: This is why run-ons and pronouns don't mix.
Midnight said, Chaos gasped loudly. "But what I have to tell you now is much harder to say. Don't interrupt or say anything, it'll make it much harder. Okay?"
"Okay Midnight." Chaos said.
"When I found your parents, your mother's hair was cut to her elbows. I know it reached her knees, but I found her with your father…they were both in their own blood.”
Sora: They were in their own blood? How's that bad?
Kairi: I think it's something along the lines of they're lying in pools of their own blood.
Riku: Oh, great. More angst. Just what this Sue needs to dump on me.
Midnight reveals that Chaos's parents are DEAD. This means DRAMA, which then means RIKU COMFORT, which then means long-a** author's notes.
