Darmed:Um... yeah the magic that would be used has to do with the blood Isabella took. It has revivals, vampires, and what we think might be a werewolf..
Kairi: What you think is a werewolf?
Sora: Actually, it's a wereweasel.
Chaos: I'll explain. If we use magic two dead people will come back, Chaos will get wings, use barriers, and be able to use heal.
Kairi: *checks "wings" off of Sue scorecard* Awesome, I almost have enough for Mary Sue Bingo!
Sora: Hey, I want one of those...
You'll find out Isabella isn't human, as well as Chaos, Midnight, Chaos' parents, and Rue. And they'll be transported to another world, the spirit world to be exact. If you read 'Broken Promises' it tells a little about what they are and the beginning of 'Beginning Anew' it has her history.There are also a lot of other things... We wanna see what you think about this idea before we actually do anything.
Riku: I think this idea sucks.
Sora: Seconded.
Kairi: Thirded.
Axel: It's like the MOTHER of all clichés!
After the beach, Riku brings the Sue back to his house again. Riku reads a weird-a** note from his mom asking him to not get the Sue pregnant. The hell? More kissage ensues. The story is interrupted by another random author's note. Then...they're eating spaghetti or something.
"You look so cute in that Chaos." Riku chuckled a bit when he saw her blush. She stuffed her mouth with a bunch of speghetti, getting the tomoto sauce on her cheeks.
Sora: She's a Ragu commercial!
Riku: What, is Chaos some kind of girl's clothing? Or purse or something?
Kairi: She'd look cuter with COMMAS.
"Sill fink I'm cute?" She said with the food in her mouth. He laughed, and she swallowed it. She was just joking around, but he answered.
"I ALWAYS think you're cute." He said as she wiped her face with a hand towel.
Kairi: That sounded disturbingly like a baby in a high chair...
Axel: And Riku is....you know what, I'm not even going there.
Riku: *head in hands*
Her blush went from pink to red when she removed the towel from her face. "But if I look close enough, I realize how beautiful you really are."
"You're the only one." She said, getting up to put her empty dish away. He followed and gave her a peck on the cheek as he passed her. "So where do I sleep tonight?"
"Same place." Riku said casually. She gaped at him, she couldn't sleep in the same bed with him...at least she was unsure about it. "I won't do anything to you."
All: .....................
Axel: So, when can we expect Mr. Stork? *quickly leaps out of the way of incoming anvil*
Anvil: *hits him anyway*
Axel: *giant bump on his head* For the love of...
"B-but last time was an accident!" Chaos exclaimed.
Axel: That's what condoms are for! Stupid kids.
Riku: *arm pulled back to pitch fountain soda at him*
Sora: *stops him* I think the mysterious cartoon anvil has this covered.
She placed the dish in the sink and left the kitchen.
"Well you ARE my girlfriend." Riku said as if that was an actual reason. He placed his dish in the sink as well, and followed her. She gave him a slight glare and he wrapped his arms around her waist and kissed her on the cheek again. "Don't be like that."
Kairi: I can't decide who's more loathsome: The Sue, or the fast-track-to-abusive Riku.
"You mean the glare?" He nodded. She giggled a bit, and kissed him back. She gave a sigh, finally giving in. "Just don't poke me in my sleep, it'll hurt."
Axel: What, this hurts? *pokes Riku*
Riku: Stop that.
Axel: *poke*
Riku: Stop that.
Axel: *poke*
Riku: I said STOP that.
Axel: Heh heh. *poke*
"Don't worry, I won't." Riku said and let go of her. She walked up the staircase to his room, and sat on his bed. He came in and took off his shirt, he just slept in his clothes without his shirt.
"Wha-what're you doing!" she exclaimed.
Axel: *dives under Riku's seat* HE'S GOING TO RAPE YOU, LITTLE GIRL.
"Getting ready for bed, go brush your teeth." She got up and grabbed her tooth brush from her bag as well as her hair brush. She brushed her teeth slowly, getting used to the strong minty flavor that burned her tongue.
Axel: Curiously strong!
Sora: Since when did Altoids start making toothpaste?
After spitting out the loose paste in her mouth and gargling the water, she un-braided her hair and brushed it out. She whimpered slightly as she untangled her hair. Riku was usning another bathroom to get ready, she heard the distant sound of running water.
"Probably to wash his hair..." She sighed and continued to tame her hair.
Sora: Down hair, DOWN! Stay! Heel!
Riku: Bad hair, no chew!
She finished about 10 minuets later and went back into Riku's room. She sat on his bed and stared out the window, it had to be past 9. Riku came in shortly after, a towel hung from his shoulders.
"Yeah, had to take a shower..."He explained...well sorta. He sat next to her, removing the towel. His hair was damp, and she decided to run her fingers through it. "You think that my silver hair is weird?"
"I love your hair. There are a lot of things I love about you." Chaos said, he blushed slightly.
"Like what?" He asked, trying to hide the slight tinge of pink on his cheeks.
"That you protect me..and care about me."
Riku: Guh.
Kairi: This is so...stupid.
Sora: Painfully embarrassing.
Axel: Can we get some showgirls in here? Liven it up? How 'bout Marilyn Monroe?
Chaos said, she was giggling at his blush (Chaos: Heh...Giggling...it's a funny word to say...)
Kairi: No it's not.
Axel: You know what's funny to say? Antidisestablishmentarianism. Now that is a laugh riot.
Sora: I'm more partial to Humuhumunukunukuapua'a.
Axel: ....What is that, Mooglish?
Riku: I thought the only word in Mooglish was kupo.
The chapter dissolves into more of the same and author's notes. Yawn.
