Darmed: Thank you so much for reading this. But we’re still debating on putting in magic… So please tell us whether you like the idea or not, it would be much appreciated.
Axel: *as author* Please help us write this story, we're too wishy-washy to do it ourseeeelves!
Riku: But...if there's going to be vampires or whatever...why is magic such a big deal?
Sora: It's like she's trying to flirt with canon, but sucks at hiding the fact she's not really interested.
Reviews:
Lack Thereof: Thanks, Chaos agrees with you on the whole heartburn thing. Although if Chaos didn’t beat KH II she would have killed Riku by now…
Riku: *pales* ...The Sue wants to kill me?
Sora: Or is it the author?
Axel: *reads Lack Thereof's actual review* AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
Chapter seven begins! Midnight is mysterious and then leaves, and Chaos reveals that she is actually engaged to be married. DRAMA LLAMA! dramallama
“WHAT!” His eyes widened. The fears of his nightmare were coming true. “T-To who!”
Axel: YOUR MOTHER!
Riku: And anvil in three...two...
Anvil: *ONE!*
“No one knows him…and it was arranged.” Chaos said frantically. She looked away.
“How can you say you love me, when you’re marrying someone else!” Riku let go of her hands. “Why didn’t you tell me? You probably felt forced to feel the same about me.”
Kairi:...I'm trying to make sense of that, but nothing is coming.
Axel: Sue is a dramawhore; Riku is an idiot b*****d.
“That’s not true! I really do love you!” She turned back to look at him. A few tears had rolled down her cheek. “You’re the only person that has ever been kind to me.”
Axel: "Days of our Keyblades" will return right after a word from our sponsors!
Riku: Felt forced to...feel...huh?
“Who is he!” Riku said, rather forcefully. He didn’t want to yell at her like that, but he couldn’t control it.
“His name is Rue…”Chaos said, her voice quivered a bit. His eyes widened at the name. “But I don’t love him.”
Axel: Okay. I can't hold this in any longer: MURDER! IN THE RUE MORGUE! ...Thought you should know.
“What’s he like?” Riku asked, his aqua eyes flared with anger and jealousy. His breathing sped up.
“Nothing like you.” Chaos said. “He’s….Cruel…He thinks of me more of a prize than anything else.”
Sora: I'd like to thank the Academy for awarding me this Chaos out of all the other worthy candidates!
Axel: Or maybe he just won her at a fair raffle, and is going to go home, attempt to keep her alive in a tank for a few days, forget to feed her for a week, then realize she went belly-up and flush her down the toilet.
“…” Riku didn’t know what to say.
Kairi: So instead he said dot dot dot.
Axel: Heh. I think I'll go around saying that now when I should be keeping my mouth shut, just to annoy the hell outta everyone.
Chaos complains of how she doesn't want to marry Rue because he only loves her for her beautiful singing. She wants to stay with Riku four-ev-arrr! Kissy kissy blah blah okay it's time for...
