Darmed:Well we're on the phone with Chaos, we are sending her everything we type today so she can put in the cute romantic scenes in this.See, without Chaos this story would suck.
Riku: And yet, this story already sucks with her in it.
Sora: Are they writing this fic over speakerphone or something?
We love you Chaos
Chaos(on speaker phone):That's right,you better love me!Besides it's in the contract,you're required to love me.
Sora: *gapes* I wasn't expecting to be right!
Kairi: *as Chaos* All shall love me and despair!
Axel: Hey! I was told this contract was PERFECTLY LEGAL!
All: *stare at him*
Ryudo:Where does it say that?
Rue:On the fine print of every page,in between every letter,in the fine print WITHIN the fine print,and takes up about fifteen pages of the contract.
Chaos(speaker phone):The fine print within the fine print is in several different languages,including sign language.
All: *hysterical laughter*
Ryudo:...
Ginny:I get to do the disclaimer!
Kairi: Ginny who? Ginny Weasley?
Sora: But what does she have to do with the story?
Chaos(speaker phone): Oh dear god!Why her!
Ginny:Because they chose me over Midnight.
Chaos(Speaker phone) razz oint taken...
Ginny:Here goes me!Disclaimer:None of us own the Squaresoft/SquareEnix characters or the company itself.We're also all owned by Chaos,including Darmed...sooo yeah Chaos ownes our characters too but Darmed doesn't own any of Chaos' characters. Darmed also doesn't own Rue's characters.
Rue:Finally!Someone didn't refer to me as her boy toy.
Chaos(speaker phone):Hello my boy toy,how long have you been there?
Rue:...
Ryutsei:What do you want her to call you her slut,or her whore?
Riku: ...This is steadily getting LESS and LESS cool.
Sora: Like it was ever that to begin with.
Rue:Okay,a slut is worse than a whore!Whores get payed,sluts don't!
Kairi: I am disgusted.
Axel: *cringe* Lord, this is embarrassing--what are they, your age?
Sora and Riku: *head into armrest*
Chaos(Speaker phone):Now that we can use magic in here,I don't have to look all weak and defenseless and Rue has something to do!
Sora: What, she just now learned magic?
Kairi: Because the Sue needs to only look and weak and defenseless when her Love Muffin of choice is around to valiantly save her. Otherwise, she's warrior princess extraordinaire!
Axel: *looks at Kairi*
Kairi: ...And what is THAT look supposed to mean?!
While Riku and the Sue are enjoying their cutesy moment, they are set upon by...ANOTHER SUE!
"Lame pick up line." She said,but she was laughing.She paused and turned around,a woman was standing behind them.
Axel: VOYEURISM!
Anvil: *it's what's for dinner!*
She was beautiful woman that looked 16,at the most.Her eyes were like Chaos' only they seemed more powerful,not only could they look into one's soul,they could freeze someone with the slightest glare.She had waist length dark brown hair and pale,snow white skin that wasn't pasty and reflected the moon light elegently.She wore a silver dress that had speghetti straps and and a string beneath the bust.The skirt of it was tattered intentionatly.She seemed flawless and her eyes had a tale of sadness,and she came off as a serious person.
All: ........
Riku: Oh hell. NOT ANOTHER ONE!
Axel: I told you they were breeding!
"Oh,was I inturrupring something?" She asked looking at the two.Well that broke her seriouness,she seemed to be a ditz by the tone of her voice.Chaos sighed and got off the tree and approached the strange woman."I could leave if you wish."
"No Midnight,you came here to say something important."
Riku: But the sun just now set and--
Kairi: Riku. that's her name.
Riku: ...Oh hell.
She took the womans hands,Riku jumped off the tree,Riku looked close to her age,well the age she appeared to be. "Midnight,this is Riku,Riku this is Midnight."
Axel: *as Midnight* Riku's MINE, you whore, and you can't have him!
Riku: "Midnight?" Is she serious?
Sora: Bet you anything the next one will be named "Crystal."
Axel: You mean Krystyl.
"You for-" Chaos covered her mouth and shook her head.Midnight removed Chaos' hand. "It's nice to meet you Riku."
"Nice to meet you Midnight." He said,glancing at Chaos.Midnight seemed hesitant to say anything in front of Riku.
"He knows everything." Chaos explained to the woman. "So do what you came here to do."
Riku: O RLY.
Sora: YA RLY.
Axel: Have a threesome orgy right then and there!
Riku: Pffffft, even that seems out of bounds for this typist--
"Nah,Riku isn't my type,he's too young."
Axel: ...Or IS IT?!
Riku: AAAAAAAUGH.
Midnight said,Chaos rolled her eyes. "But I did want to tell you something concerning Isabella."
"Go on." Chaos concentrated her attention to Midnight. Riku was eager to know what she knew.
"Well this is concerning the other details about you Chaos." Midnight looked at Riku again. He seemed confused, what other details?
"..." Chaos looked at Riku as well, and nodded. "I think it's time someone else knew about that."
Axel: NO WAI!
Chaos reveals that the new Sue is actually her...great-grandmother? Yeah, it's just kinda uncool all around.
