Flashback! (Chaos:These are always fun aren't they?)
Kairi: IN BOLD! JUST IN CASE YOU CAN'T TELL!
Riku: Make her stop talking to me!
"Yuni,I just finished Pride and Prejudice!"She had said happily as usual.
All: ...
Kairi: Oh, BULL.
Axel: Sure, she finished 'Pride and Prejudice' inbetween reading 'War and Peace' and 'Ulysses' before bed!
He sighed,there was no way a 9 year old could understand a book like that.
Kairi: And he was absolutely right!
Sora: Faaar too wordy, only the bravest literates go there.
Riku: So long as she doesn't bring up Emma.
"It was a wonderful story,I really liked this one from Jane Austin best!Well of the books I've read from her."
"Yeah right,you're lying Chaos!"Riku got up and glared at her.His mother had also read the book and he tried to read it as well. "There's no way you would understand it!"
Riku: Go me!
Sora: Only, why would you care what your mom reads?
"Did too!"She seemed hurt by his words.She knew she wasn't lying and was ready to prove herself.'I understood it completely...although it's not a hard book to understand!"
Kairi: And...is she going to elaborate?
Riku: No, because that would require the author understanding it.
Sora: But isn't that what Spark Notes is for?
"Are too!You're probably lying to impress all your friends!"He hit a nerve there. A fire flashed across her icy blue eyes, now he did it.
Kairi: Well, I was wondering when the necessary "fire and ice" cliché would show up.
She seemed FURIOUS at what he said. "Although I can't blame you,you ARE an idiot."
Sora: *high-fives Riku*
Riku: Wow, why can't I be like this through the rest of the fic?
"I shouldn't need to impress friends with lies,they should like me for who I am not what I've done."She said darkly.Their eyes met one another,her icy blue ones on his aqua eyes."I hate being judged that way,it's not fair.But they do like me for me,not for the things I've done."
Riku: Aren't the things you've done somehow incorporated into who you are?
Kairi: Or otherwise you'd be nothing at all but a motionless lump?
Axel: We're sporking, not philosophizing. *turns a hose on them*
"..."He had never heard her talk like that.Her tone was serious and cold.And somehow he knew something that happened to her made her that way.He had heard her mother had heard her mother died and her father re-married.
Sora: He heard it so much, he heard it twice!
Kairi: Would you like to check that into the Department of Redundancy Department if you'd like?
He hadn't thought of any of that before insulting her.And suddenly felt bad.
Riku: Because it was so relevant to the matter at hand.
Kairi: ..."Had heard her mother had heard..."
Sora: *hugs* Just pretend it'll all be over soon.
Flashback end. (Chaos:Wow,that was short...)
Kairi: *about to tear out her hair* When will she STOP that?!
Riku: At least the italics are relatively few this time.
"..." He looked at her neck,the bruises made by comeone choking her.
Kairi: Comeone.
Axel: *snort* I'm not even touching that one.
Not surprising though,with all the other horrible marks on her body.He slowly rolled up her shirt to see how bad she was beaten there,and his eyes widened.Her stomach was almost completly black and blue,he rolled up more.
Riku: I WHAT.
Axel: Is there a story in which you aren't some weirdo creepy sexual-predatoresque?
Riku discovers even more unsightly bruises and cuts all over the Sue. More pity! He falls asleep next to her, and we eventually head into a dream sequence!
Dream sequence (Rue:I wanted to do something...not just sit here and be insulted.So This is my idea,it probably has nothing to do with the story,so don't read it if you don't want to.)
Axel: Thanks for the warning. INTERMISSION!
Riku was on a beach on a cloudy,but warm day wearing black swimming trunks.He looked around,it was empty except for two people sitting together.He knew the one in a whie bikini was Chaos from the long hair.But the other one was a boy with silky silver hair tied back in a bright red ribbon.
Axel: Because that's definitely not gay!
Kairi: And, what? No other girl on the planet has long hair? *grouch*
Sora: I'm still trying to figure out what color "whie" is.
He had his arm around Chaos in an affectionate way,Riku's fist balled up.
"Who're you?"He asked the boy harshly.The stranger stood up,holding Chaos' hand.She wasn't bruised or cut,she looked rather beautiful to him. (Rue:As she should!) She looked up at Riku with her innocent eyes,as if she wanted the guy who held her hand away from her.
Riku: Rue, shut the hell up!
Sora: Hold up. Rue is supposedly the fanboyish version of the boyfriend of the author's fangirlish self. So why is she wanting him away from her?
Axel: Because Riku is the boyfriend for the Sue!
Sora: So...does that make the boyfriend in real life the villain here?
Kairi: Either way, that doesn't bode well.
She stood up too,but he wouldn't let go of her small hand.Tears were beading up in her eyes.
Kairi: Aww, the poor thing. Fought over by the handsome manses. PITY HER.
"My name is Rue,and this is my beauty Chaos."
Axel: There is beauty in chaos, after all.
All: *groan*
He said plainly.He sounded snobbish and acted as if Chaos belonged to him,which pissed Riku off.
Sora: Wait, isn't Rue the name of...the guy...who...
Axel: Yes. The self-inserts....they're breeding.
"I know who she is,now let go of her!"He glared at Rue,Chaos didn't move."Or I'll have to resort to beating you!"
Axel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kairi: And I may have to resort to beating you with a spell check!
"Riku please stop!"She cried out.She tugged forcefully to free her hand and wrapped her arms around Riku's waist.He still glared at Rue."Please stop,I don't want you to hurt him.He's not worth the time."
"Chaos!"Rue's jaw dropped,he gaped at the two."What are you doing!"
"Whatever she wants a*****e!"Riku snapped,putting his arms around her."Why does it matter?"
"She's MY girl,we're getting married after all."Rue gave a smug smile.Riku did feel something on her left hand,it was cold.
Kairi: Wait...is that supposed to be the ring?
Sora: How long has she been wearing it?
Riku: And the author fails yet again!
His eyes widened in horror as he realized it was true."Tell him Chaos."
"I-It was arranged!"he could feel her tear on his bare chest."I didn't want this!"
"Stay away from her!"Riku growled.
"Riku!"An echoing voice called him.
Sora: Come back to the light, Riku!
Kairi: Don't do it! We love the real you!
Axel: Step away from the dream sequence with your hands where we can see them!
Dream end. (Rue:I mad myself look like an a** didn't I? Chaos:Yep. Rue biggrin amnit!)
Sora: If this really is the author talking with herself, it's suddenly more than appropriate.
"Riku wake up,it's time for school!"She tried shaking him awake,nothing."C'mon Riku,I need to go home and change!"
"I don't want to go to school."He opened his eyes,Chaos was sitting beside him.It was morning already."Let's stay here..."
"I was kidding you know."Chaos giggled."I just wanted you up,I need to drop off my clothes and change.Winter break started today silly."
Axel: They have nowhere to go and she wants him "up"--
Anvil: *Play it again, Sam!*
"Hey,the bruises on your cheeks are gone,or did you cover them?"He was still looking at her.
"No,they healed,didn't you notice they were fading?"She poked his forehead playfully."She did that ages ago.Some of the bruises on my legs and arms are gone too."
Kairi: Wait, I....what.
Sora: How long have they been sleeping?
Riku: I figure you'd be an expert on figuring that kinda stuff out.
Sora: I think...maybe she's a gargoyle!
Axel: Hey, that means when the sun rises, she'll turn to stone and we can smash her!
Kairi: Maybe she's actually Wolverine.
"Oh..."He thought about what he saw last night.He sat up,grabbed the sides of her shirt ,and quickly pulled it off."How about these!"
"Ah!"She gasped,trying to cover herself,luckily wearing a bra.She looked at him,eyes wide."Why did you-"
Riku: I WHAT.
Sora: I just--I--
Axel: GodDAMN. Why haven't you gotten smacked yet? I've been kneed in the balls for less.
All: *stare*
"I saw them last night!"He cut her off,he was trying to calm down.
Axel: *as Riku* Don't worry! I already copped a feel of your boobs while you were sleeping!
Riku: *stomps on his foot, sending Axel yelling*
Kairi: Okay, speaking as the only girl here, I'd say something like that would make me feel the EXACT opposite.
The Sue finally explains to Riku how her stepmother has been beating her, cutting her, and bottling the blood for some nefarious purpose. She also talks about her tragic past, and how her parents were said to have been killed. Riku is moved by this, er…"moving" tale, and vows to protect her. *gag* And for the chapter three ending notes...
Darmed:I think we may have gone fast on this one.
All: You THINK?!
Chaos:...
Rue:They gave her medicine,she's so out of it...
Ryutsei:I-it's cute...I think it it needs a lemo-
All: NOOOOO!
All but Chaos and Ryutsei:NO!
Sora: *blinks* Wow, is there an echo in here?
Rue:This is Darmed's fic!Not yours!
Story Chaos(who's not drugged like the real one):He has a point.Besides I don't wanna sleep with Riku,I already did.
All: WHAAAAAAT
Story Rue:WHAT!
Sora: Definitely an echo.
Riku:Yeah,it was wonderful,we did it under the stars.
Riku: *horrified*
Sora: *appalled*
Kairi: *disgusted*
Axel: *hysterical*
Chaos(the one on medicine for sickness):They didn't Rue,they're just saying it...
Rue:How can I trust you!You're on cough medicine with 12 alcohol!
Chaos:glare,then kicks Rue.Does THAT answer your question!
Axel: *smirk* Is this the answer you've been looking for?
Sora: *happy canon sigh*
Kairi: Now somebody just needs to kick the Sue back.
Darmed :Anyway this was a short chapter,but still comment!
