Darmed: Second Chapter!
Chaos: I get to do a diclaimer now.Here it goes! Discliamer: Unfortunatly none of us own Disney or squaresoft/SquareEnix or any of their characters.Darmed does not own any of my characters that she uses in this story.
Kairi: Where'd the space bar go?
Sora: Maybe it's just a typo. Or...several typos. In a row.
Rue:Ahem!
Chaos:Or any of Rue's characters...
Rue:Thank you.
Kairi: *blanches* The lack of spaces! It's still there!
Darmed:I want to thank these two for letting me use their will turn up,but how and when,I shall not reveal.
Kairi: It's GETTING WORSE.
Riku: This does not bode well.
Chaos and Rue surprised .O...
Darmed:Anyway Ryutsei,with hope,will not work on this.
Chaos:That would be...disturbing...
Darmed:Anyway,for those who actually read our stories,thank you!But if you like it please comment!Oh yeah I wanna add that Riku looks like he does in Kingdom Hearts II.
Kairi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Axel: I think maybe the space bar raped her mother.
Riku: I "look like I do in Kingdom Hearts II?" What the hell does that mean? She...she doesn't mean I look like--
Sora: Relax, I think she means the actual you.
Riku: That still doesn't relax me.
The Sue wakes up in Riku's home. He gives her medicine, and offers her his shower. Uh oh, not again!
Riku heard the water rushing and started taking something out for her to wear.Everything he had would probably fit too big on her,although most of the clothes she wore at school were anyway.He took out his old yellow sleeveless shirt he used to wear,but stopped wearing because he thought it made him look gay,and some baggy shorts.
Riku: It did not!
He thought about the kiss he gave her earlier,he wondered why he even kissed her.Was she enchanting him with her innocent looks,was she just using him?Was she just cutting herself to win him over?
Axel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kairi: Watch out, Riku, she might enchant you with her innocent looks!
Sora: She's casting Cutega!
Riku: That is the most stupidly illogical thing to come out of this fic thusfar.
No,that couldn't be it.The only reason she told him was because she had a high fever.He heard the water stop and she called his name.
Axel: *as Chaos, in orgasmic voice* Oh, Riiiku...
Riku: *stomps on his foot*
Axel: *hops up and down on one foot, yelling, then sits* Stupid oldschool world!
"Riku,you can leave the clothes outside the door!"She called,her voice was faint though.He placed the clothes in front of the door and she opened it to grab them quickly.He heard her mumbling and she came out of the bathroom,the towle was sround her neck and folded over her thick hair.
Kairi: "Towle?" "Sround?"
Axel: Maybe it was actually a gang rape of her mother by the space bar and spell-check.
Droplets of water fell from her bangs and she was carrying her clothes."Where should I put these?"
"I'll wash them."He said grabbing them from her,she pressed her wrists on her chest as he took the clothing from her hands,facing the cuts towards herself.He looked at her,she looked cut in his clothing.The shirt fit loose on her and the shorts went way past her knee.She had a rather normal chest for a girl her age and height,she had to be a "B" cup nearly "C" but she seemed rather shy to wear anything tight.
Kairi: Oh, please. Boys don't know jack about bra sizes--especially teenage ones.
Riku and Sora: ........
Axel: Do too! You're a 34-B, correct?
Anvil: *falls on Axel*
While a change of clothes goes on, Riku discovers that the Sue is pretty much decked out completely in scars and bruises. Pity her, mortals!
"No it's not,I highly doubt it was your fault."He said and he embraced her gently.He was sure there were probably more bruises under her clothing.He was careful not to harm her in any way.He took in her sweet scent,she smelled of white roses not like his shampoo.
Riku: White roses?
Axel: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sora: ...White roses?
Axel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kairi: To paraphrase the bard: "A rose, of any other color, would smell just the same."
He stroked her hair gently and she wrapped her arms around him,her hands resting on his back.
"But it is..."She buried her face in his chest.He could feel cold tears soaking through his shirt,he could feel the salty water touch his skin.
Sora: She's crying seawater!
Axel: *as Pedro* TWIN WATERFALLS OF TEEEARS!
"Everything is my fault,why mommy died and why daddy disappeared..."
Sora: I want my mommy, personally.
"Shhh."He tried to calm her down,she gave a small hiccup.He continued to stroke her long,soaked hair to comfort her."None of that is your fault,it wasn't something you could prevent."
Kairi: Only YOU can prevent badfic!
Axel: *smirk* 'Cause who'd want to prevent a forest fire?
"Riku..."She said looking up at him,her eyes may have been icy blue but they were warm eyes.((Chaos biggrin on't you just love oxymorons?))
All: NO.
Axel: At least she's got the "moron" part right!
Kairi: And we especially hate in-fic author's notes!
"Yes?"He looked at her kindly.
"If this is a dream,don't ever wake me up."She said without hesitation.
Axel: *snorts on his cream soda*
Sora: I knooooow yoooooou, I walked with you once upoooon a dream...
Riku: And somebody can wake me from this nightmare any time, thanks.
He looked shocked by what she said,although he knew why she would say that.Her life must have been horrible outside of school,he noticed how happy she was at school,but when he passed her going home she seemed miserable."You're the only person that cares that I existed that's alive...My mommy and daddy did,but mommy died giving birth to me and my daddy disappeared..."
Axel: OH EM GEE TRAH GEH DEE.
Kairi: Why do the mothers always die in childbirth?
Riku: Hey, if it's a way to get out of raising a Sue...
"..."Riku looked at her,he felt kind of bad,his father died in an accident 2 years ago and his mom was trying to raise him on her own.He wanted to protect Chaos more than anything,he still didn't know why,what spell did she cast on him to feel this way.
Axel: It's the curse of the Mummy-Sue!
"What time will your step-mother be home?"
"She's not gonna be back today...she cut my wrist last night,which means she won't come home today..."She explained.
All: What?
Sora: How on earth does that follow?
Axel: She only cuts her on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, and twice on Sundays!
Kairi: This is starting to get nefariously weird.
She seemed a little relieved about it though,it appeared as though she took a lot of beatings this week."And she won't be home for Christmas break,which is at the end of this week so I'll be fine till then..."
Sora: Oh boo hoo, her holidays are a sad affair, too.
Axel: I wooon't be hooooome for Christmas...you can't cooount on me...
"Why don't you stay here?My mom won't be home till saturday,so I can help you tomorrow too."He suggested,he smiled at her."You can sleep in my bed,
Axel: HAHAHAHA I KNEW IT
Riku: WHAT.
I can sleep downstairs."
Riku: *sighs* Oh geez, that was a close one...
"That would be intruding."She said"I wouldn't want to burden you."
"No not at all."He said as they both let go of each other."Besides I WANT you to stay here,or should I stay at your house?"
Riku: No!
Axel: Desperate much?
Sora: What happened to the anvil?
"!"Her eyes widened at his last comment.It was too dangerous to stay at her house.
Axel: He might find the bodies hidden under the floorboards!
Kairi: Hey, don't try dragging Edgar Allan Poe into this!
Riku: You know, the "!" just makes me think she's in a Metal Gear Solid game and Snake is about to kick her a**.
Riku makes macaroni and cheese for himself and the Sue. There is much thought on Riku's part about how oh-em-gee-adorable the Sue is. The Sue falls asleep again, Riku takes her back up to his room again, where she says "I love you." Shocker! We move on to chapter three...
