Chaos: I was drugged when they finished the last chapter. So I didn’t get to say what I wanted to, if any of you are wondering, while Chaos is my character and base on me, I am NOT abused. I’m spoiled by my parents and I don’t get cut up or bruised by them. Chaos’ misfortunes are not based on anyone we know.
Axel: Any relation to actual misfortunes, whether real or imagined, is purely hilarious!
Kairi: She admits it's a self-insert!
Sora: Obviously they aren't based on real-life misfortunes. I was detecting whiffs of CSI around here.
Riku: I was getting more of a Law And Order: Criminal Intent bouquet, with a hint of Special Victims Unit.
Axel: *stares* And they say that I'm the obviously gay one.
Rue: That was long… Anyway here’s the new chapter.
Kamui: And I’m doing the disclaimer.
Chaos: gasp AHHHHH! Why! Make him leave!
Kairi: Kamui who? Does she mean the CLAMP Kamui from X/1999?
Sora: Oh great, now this story will get even more unnecessary angst.
Kamui:… Disclaimer: None of us own Squaresoft/SquareEnix or any of their characters….or Disney and their characters…Sakura does not own Chaos or any of her characters. Chaos owns Rue, but Sakura doesn’t… or any of his characters.
Chaos: Will you leave now?
Darmed: Thanks for reading this, well if anyone is reading this. This is called ‘Strange Occurrences’
Riku was driving up the driveway to Chaos’ house. It was completely different from what he imagined, his eyes widened at what he saw. She lived in a mansion, a huge one. She grabbed her clothing and ran outside, ignoring the pain in her feet, and waiting or Riku to come out. He followed, gaping at her house.
“This is where you live?” He asked in shock. She nodded and grabbed his arm.
Kairi: Wealthy. *checks that off the list of Sue clichés*
Axel: Well, how else can she further beat the fairy tale princess-ness into our heads?
Sora: Research and subtle metaphor are most assuredly out of the question.
“C’mon Riku, we don’t have much time. She’ll come back for a moment to yell at me then leave. She already left my dog at a friend’s house.” She pulled him towards the staircase and pulled a key from inside a lamp near the door. She unlocked the door and they walked in. The inside of the house was even more magnificent than outside, but he didn’t have time to observe it. She quickly ran up the curved stairway, dragging him along. Their feet echoed on the marble floor. She pulled him into her room, it didn’t look like she was abused, like things torn down or empty. He only saw blood stains on the white carpet, she had a round with blue sheets and well looked like a girl’s room, without pink.
Sora: It didn't look like she was abused...except for the blood stains on the carpet.
Axel: Don't you know, those are just there for decoration!
Kairi: *groan* And GOD FORBID a girl like pink!
She dropped her clothes in a hamper and grabbed something to change into. She ran into the bathroom to change. She came out wearing a black skirt and a white camisole that fit tightly, but she used make-up to cover up her cuts and bruises.
Kairi: That must be a metric TON of makeup.
Axel: But--and a white shirt? Doesn't that stuff rub off and stain really easily?
He didn’t want to take his eyes off of her. They heard a door slam downstairs and her eyes widened. She grabbed a perfume bottle nearby and opened the closet door.
“Hide in here Riku, I don’t want her finding out about you.”
Kairi: Why is perfume necessary?
Axel: For when Riku comes out of the closet, of course!
Anvil: *you called?*
“Be careful.” He said walking into the closet, there was plenty of room to hide it was a walk in closet. Riku could hear her spraying the perfume all over the room, although he wondered was doing that.
Axel: So that nobody smells the hemp!
Kairi: I'm just wondering where the rest of the sentence went.
He heard the door shut and Chaos started talking.
“ I-Isabella you’re back so soon. I-I didn’t get to finish my room.” She sounded afraid.
Sora: Finish her room?
Riku: That...just...what.
“Chaos, you do know I won’t be back until you break has ended right?” Came a mature woman’s voice. It may have sounded pretty, but it was cruel. “Where will you be staying?”
“At my aunt and uncle’s of course.” She said. Chaos was backing into the closet door where Riku was hidden, she was looking into cold blue eyes that belonged to a very pretty red haired woman. Her hair was in a sophisticated bun and wore a formal purple and white satin dress.
All: *burst out laughing*
She glared at Chaos. “I was only saying what you always tell me to say Isabella.”
“Honestly, where will you be staying?” Riku heard the voice say his back was pressed against the door, right across from Chaos’ back.
Sora: WHO said "his back was pressed against the door?"
Riku: Maybe the obligatory skeleton in the closet.
Axel: Or...VAMPIRE!
Riku: Shush.
He was trying to hear everything.
“I don’t know yet, but I promise I’ll be with someone and I won’t tell them anything.” She looked down, she really had no idea where she was going to stay. “And I won’t stay in this house alone, I remember what happened last time…”
“Good.” Isabella said she looked at Chaos. “Didn’t I get you contacts to change the color of those hideous eyes!”
“Y-yes Isabella.” She replied, Riku could hear her fear.
“Well, find a place soon. I won’t se you till the end of your break.” She crossed her arms across her abnormally large breasts that were a double “D” cup. Implants probably.
Kairi: Nothing to say to that.
Sora: *edgy look at Kairi* Same.
Axel: *looks up warily*
She looked at Chaos, scanning her for flaws.
Kairi: Well, if she's a Sue, she's going to have tough luck with that.
Riku: But see, maybe the Sue is the flaw.
“You look like your mother, you’re almost as hideous as her.”
“Anything else to add, I really must pack for somewhere to go…” Chaos sounded like she wanted to get out of there, now. “You’re looking lovely today…”
“Thank you.” She said coldly and finally found her flaw. She slapped Chaos across the face. Her face was forced to one side, her right cheek that had taken damage stung. She had forgotten to cover the bruises on her face. “You were touched by a man, looks like you were kissed. Besides you didn’t cover the marks on your face.”
Kairi: How the hell can she tell?
Axel: Besides, it's not true. She hasn't been touched by a man, only Ri--
Anvil: *Anvil/Axel OTP!*
The evil stepmother berates the Sue more before finally leaving. Riku comes and gives even more comfort to the Sue, and offers to let her stay at his house (is this a shock? No!) The Sue grabs her things, including a sentimental plushie, and they head on in to chapter five...
