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I feel really crappy right now. Maybe it's my period! My Grandma was all telling me yesterday about how old she was. 84. Damn. Why do evil people always live so FREAKING LONG!!! scream scream scream
Anyways, I was practically screaming into the phone, "********??? Take my period away!!! PLZKTHX!!!" heart
See, I added a heart to make it seem like the sentence was filled with love. It's not filled with love! It was filled with the dark swirls of HATE! You know, like Dairy Queen's ice cream. 3nodding
I saw 'Kicking and Screaming' today with some losers who just follow me around(my friends). It was about a group of little soccer retards who sit around and act all retarded until a guy comes around and starts sexually harassing them into playing soccer. That's the Ash-A-Lai'ed version of the movie!!! WOOT!!!
Michael Jackson is back!!! NOOO!!! He's invading theaters near you in his new hit movie: "Charlie and the Molestation Factory." Oh wait, that's Johnny Deep... OH MY LORD!!! That's JOHNNY DEEP??? Seriously, has he been smoking from the Jackson pipe or what???
I have to go, but I'll add more when I stop being drunk!(Never, never, NEVER!) whee It isn't a real journal entry unless I make the people reading it endlessly bored! That right, I live to piss people off.
What I really want to do is live in ENGLAND!!! I wanna go there and get a sexy English accent then come back and be all, "Piss off, ya rudy 'ittle wompa'!" And NO one will know what I'm saying(like anyone cares anyways!) crying
A few days ago in El Hamelton's class(Mr. Hamelton... whatever! I HAVE A NEED TO USE SPANISH! Go ahead and try to sue my a** up.) we were talking about sneezing and wasting our parents tax dollars by not working on math(the usual).
Mr. Hamelton(That dude in my Math class that's always smokin')- Sneezing is only the SECOND best thing to do at home.
Me(You know you've gotta love it!)- Yeah, the first one is another kind of blowing! xd
<dramatic pause while the fugly children that sit next to me/Mr. Hamelton/Felica all gasp and stare at me with bulging eyes as I do my little perverted smile whee >
Everyone started laughing like hell and I think Mr. Hamelton's imaginary balls almost fell off! eek
 Tea Party Crasher · Mon May 23, 2005 @ 06:00am · 5 Comments |
