Keep on truckin' people, because it's me, Ash-a-lai! And I KNOW you just all want to run off and get married with out me!!! gonk gonk gonk
Celina says I'll marry on impulse! For example:
Me<not on impulse, YET> : I need a dollar to buy some ******** SKITTLES!!!
Random Dude<on drugs or some form of medication that actually makes ME look good in his mind> : Yo, I've got a dollar. Lets go buy skittles!!! CHAW!
Me<on impulse> : HOMFG!!! Marry me!!! Now. wink scream scream scream
I need something blue, something new, and something used. I've never understood that sentence, and I DON'T WANT TO LEARN!!!!! Comprende`???
Why do all of those losers call me Ash-a-lai? I bet it means something in code language like, "Ashley is a man in disguise!"
That's only half true... gonk
What THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY ******** JOURNAL? What makes Tiffany's journal so super-licous?!? Everyone posts in her journal... I'm not jealous, I just think most of my friends suck! scream SUCK a**! I don't give out free laughs people, POST SOMETHING!!! gonk And make it eye-boggling, with poptarts on the side.
I saw this sexy guy today. <3333 But you'll never know! Because you'll never know. Because you'll never know. But you'll never know!<repeat 50 times before passing go and collecting $200>
You know what I want for christmas... The power to eat bread... But when I asked Santa he told me to go ******** myself. And then I did, and then later I found out I had faked it... It made myself feel sad... crying
REPLY TO THIS NOW!!! OR YOU'LL SET A BAD EXAMPLE FOR OUR CHILDREN!!!
1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Have you ever had a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain it. 7. Describe me in 1 word. 8. What was your first impression? 9. Do you still think that way about me now? 10. What reminds you of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? 12. How well do you know me? 13. When was the last time you saw me? 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 15. Are you going to put this in your journal and see what I say about you?
Tea Party Crasher · Sat Apr 16, 2005 @ 09:56pm · 9 Comments |