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s**t 'n-A!!! ******** 'n-A!!! Do I really cuss that MUCH over the internet? DAMN STRAIGHT!

Yes, I am straight, thank you very much dearies for asking... stare scream Dammit! Some random slut on Gaia asked if... Well, I don't feel like describing with too many words, because I'm a lazy person with morals of death crap.

Random Slut on Gaia(probably Ashlee Simpson or someone else lesbian like that): Are you GAY?!?! OMG!!!yoho!!! eek

Me(yay, It's Ash-A-Lai time!): What the smurfing ********? Like the bible says: SCREW THAT, HELL NO! Sucka'.

Random Slut on Gaia(it could be Paris Hilton, I don't care, and I don't look like here Michael dammit. NO MORE COMPARING! Stop freakin' calling me Paris! gonk ): Well you LOOK like it!!!yeahneah!!1 3nodding

I have a boyfriend, DUH! Hello? Special ED children who continuously call me gay? You listening to the repetitiveness?

I hate those ******** who got to go to the school dance! I wanted to do the Hustle... So, to make up for it I did the my own type of hustle in Borders with David. <3333 wink heart wink

Whatever, sucka's. I HAVE TO say sucka' now! Too much WWE crap-cool-crap! Ashley got to hug John Cena!!! That little b***h! I want to run up to John Cena and hug him while shouting, "John Cena I wuff you!"

He'll say something cosmic back, like, "I love you too, random creepy molester!"

I would kill anyone(particularly Alissa or Kim.... Those HAB rapists... scream ) just to be able to touch his Spiny-Belt! It hypnotizes me... Like our principals shining bald head! Does he use a floor waxer on that thing or WHAT???

Peace Man, the groovy ride awaits you. Be here for the beer. Live wrong for the... thongs...?

I found a THONG in my dresser! First, I was all like: WHAT THE ******** CRAP!

Now I'm all like: whee ...And that's all you need to know about my thong-ness...

If you would like to know more consult your local suicide hotline!

I have to pee now, so I'm leaving. Don't look for me. You won't find me. If you do find me, then let the Lord have mercy on your very eyes!

~*~Laterz, totally.~*~