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Sakura twitched. Naruto felt as horrified and disgusted as she looked. “Okay...” Naruto said slowly. “That was…uh…interesting.” Sakura just twitched some more, then put her hands on her head and yelled out, “YAAAAAAAAAAAAA! THIS IS NOT MY SASUKE-KUN! THIS CAN’T BE MY SASUKE-KUN!”
Naruto just stared at her for a while as he felt his senses coming back to him, then replied, “Sorry, Sakura-chan. This, unfortunately, is Sasuke. Of course, if you don’t want to read anymore, I could just—” Naruto never got to finish his sentence because Sakura had just screamed out at the top of her lungs, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CONTINUE, DAMN IT, CONTINUE!”
Naruto, who was starting to get very scared of Sakura, flipped the page and they both started to read the next entry
Day 2:
Dear Diary,
Sorry I haven’t been writing in you for a while now. I was sent on a mission with my stupid team. So…what’s up? I guess I should introduce myself to you. My name is Sasuke Uchiha. Who’re you? Hello? Why aren’t you answering? MEANIE! YOU GOD DAMN DIARY! WHY THE HELL AREN’T YOU ANSWERING ME? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Oh well. Wanna know something? I went on this mission with my stupid team. Did I say that already? Nah. Well, we were supposed to protect this old guy, then he was attacked by an eyebrowless freak called Zabuza and his boyfriend Haku. Man, was Zabuza UGLY! But that Haku guy had this really pretty nail polish. I was gonna ask him where he got it from, and then my perverted sensei, Kakashi-sensei, goes and kills him. I mean, what is up with that?
You know what? I have such beautiful green hair, but today, that fool, Sakura, insulted me by saying that my raven black hair was gorgeous! Is she color blind or something?! Everyone knows my hair is green! That ugly Sakura reminds me of boogers and vomit. Damn, she’s annoying! I wish she’d get smashed by an evil hotdog or something.
When I was little, I wanted to be a butterfly, but for some strange reason, my parents told me that would never happen. Those evil bastards, may they rest in peace, ruined my childhood dreams! I could’ve grown up to be a big, beautiful, colorful butterfly, but noooooo, they wouldn’t let me. If they let Itachi be a ferret, then why couldn’t they let me be a butterfly? I guess I’ll never know.
You know that song I’m Too Sexy? It’s was made for me! I mean, look at me!
I am so damn sexy! And that Kakashi thinks the song was made for him ‘cause he thinks he’s sexy. That dumbass. He doesn’t know sexy when it’s right under his nose! Hell yea, I am SO sexy! Like, whatever. I have a date with the bathtub, so I’m gonna get going now. Chow.
The Sexiest Guy In The World,
Sasuke Uchiha
Did I spell that right
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