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It had been 2 and a half years since Sasuke went with Orochimaru. Naruto and Sakura were 15 years old, and Tsunade had given them a mission. We have discovered a small house in the woods. Sasuke’s home. Search Sasuke’s house, she had said. See if anything there can give us a clue to Sasuke’s whereabouts. If not, then see if they will reveal the whereabouts of Itachi Uchiha. Bring back any valuable information.
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Sakura was checking out the living room as Naruto opened the door to Sasuke’s room and cautiously peered inside. It was as messy as his place. This shocked him. The infamous Uchiha’s as messy and disorganized as I am, Naruto thought with a grin on his face. “And he used to annoy me about being messy,” he muttered to himself. He started to poke around in Sasuke’s drawers and under his bed.
That’s where he found something very interesting. A small, thick, blue book with the words Sasuke’s Diary embedded on the front in gold. “Sakura-chan, look what I found!” Naruto shouted excitedly. Sakura ran into the room and said, “Naruto, if this is some stupid—OH MY GOD, IS THAT SASUKE-KUN’S D-D-D-DIARY?!” Sakura grabbed the diary and held it against her chest. “Finally, the proof that I need to prove that Sasuke-kun loves me as much I love him!” Sakura exclaimed.
Naruto snatched the diary away from Sakura. “Hey!” Sakura cried out. “I wanna read it too!” Naruto argued. Then he opened the diary to the first page and he and Sakura began to read.
Day 1 : So you’re a diary. Interesting. Now, what am I supposed to with you? Tell you my biggest secret? Ok. My biggest secret is…HA! I’M NOT TELLING YOU! YOU CAN’T FOOL ME, DAMN DIARY! Okay, fine, I’ll tell you my biggest secret. My biggest secret is…that I don’t have a biggest secret. There. I told you! Happy now, you dumb diary?! Happy that you made me cry?! Yea, I thought so. I am NOT, and I repeat, NOT getting emotional. Okay, maybe a little…
Hey, I just figured out that you can’t talk. So that means that I can share all my secrets with you! I’m so happy! Look what you did now, you made me cry again! But this time, I’m happy. Okay, I have to confess something. I AM AN EMO! Yes, you heard me. I mean read me. I mean…hmm…what do I mean? Oh forget it. I forgot. But you can’t talk, so I don’t gotta explain nothing to you.
You wanna know my favorite song? It’s My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas. “My humps, my humps, my humps, my humps! My humps, my humps, my humps! My lovely manly lumps! Check it out!”
I couldn’t say “lady lumps” ‘cause I’m not a lady. Or am I… And my favorite T.V. show is that new one called “Search for the Next Doll”. The p***y Cat Dolls are trying to find a new girl for their group. I wish I entered. I would have so totally won. Don’t you think so? Thanks for agreeing. Great! You made me cry again!
I gotta go. I think Naruto’s trying to blow up my house with that new jutsu of his called the “Blow Up—I Mean Fix Sasuke’s House no Jutsu”. I’m afraid of the results, so I gotta stop him. And my nails aren’t done yet! I can’t die before my nails dry!
Your Worst Nightmare,
Sasuke Uchiha
PS:I wonder If I spelled my name right?
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