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I was making up the lyrics and started to rant about mario and I fell off of the balcony and all of a sudden a pirahna plant shot a fireball at me, and I thought.... only a mushroom eater could think up this crap....
So as i was falling I thought about how long I was falling and I thought that i was falling for a long time since my balcony is only about 20 feet off of teh ground and I hit it... no, not the ground, the water... and our house is not even on the shore.... so I went swimming in the water and I ran into the black hole that sucked me up, along with all of teh trash that was on my garden. and I saw a light, and it was such a high concetrated light that it burned my retina, and I was blind, but I was not blind, the power to the house had just gone out.... but how do I know that I did not just go blind before the power went out? hmmm... that is a head-scratcher..... well, anyways... I was camping one weekend and we went down to the beach and my clothes got all wet and I did not bring an extra set, and one of the people I was camping with said that he would pay me 5 dollars if I went all the way back to the campsite with only my boxers on.... so I said, ohhhh! SHINY!
so I bent over and picked up the peice of glass and stuck it up........uh......... I put it in the trash.... FIN!

[fin means end...... so go home...... the story is over...... LEAVE ME ALONE!]