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Okay, so I was eating a mushroom when all of a sudden I got all big and stuff. I was really freaked out, so I went into the bathroom and the toilet was really a water pipe... I jumped into it and a rabbit said "I'm late! I'm late! STUPID!" then he exclaimed, "Got the time!?" and hit me in the face, stole my wallet, and ran off. I tried to catch up to him, but he was faster than a speeding bullet.... and that is when it hit me... A giant bullet with very small wings came towards me at a reasonable speed and I jumped onto it, and when I hit it it fell off of the screen.
I had nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, and to those of us about to rock, I solute to you. And then I turned the stario all the way up, and Avril Lavine came on and I ran out of the window and jumped out the door, and fell of my face. "My beautiful face!" and I ran to school becasue it was picture-day. For those of you who have seen my school picture, now you know why i look so very high, even though I was not.... because mushrooms are not illegal.

[I jump in and out of reality sometimes.]