[Ren The Ryoko]
Snape: -glares at Voldie- Yeah Kill me for the Elder Wand. Good plan. How'd that work for ya?
LaLunaLupe
Fred to Sirius: My only regret is that things here are much less flammable than what I'm use to...
Mysterin
Harry: *Thinks of clothes and they come to him* Death...is it always painless?
Dumbledore: Nothing here can hurt us...
Harry: Really? razz
Dumbledore: Yeah...why?
Harry: *Thinks of something*
CLICK, BANG!!
Dumbledore: AGGGHHH!! Son of a......!!
Harry: *Wielding a shotgun* scream SEVEN HORCRUXES, AND A HALLOW YOU KNEW ABOUT AND HAD!? I OPEN AT THE CLOSE MY a**!
Dumbledore: Nothing here can hurt us...
Harry: Really? razz
Dumbledore: Yeah...why?
Harry: *Thinks of something*
CLICK, BANG!!
Dumbledore: AGGGHHH!! Son of a......!!
Harry: *Wielding a shotgun* scream SEVEN HORCRUXES, AND A HALLOW YOU KNEW ABOUT AND HAD!? I OPEN AT THE CLOSE MY a**!
Sporkadorka
Fred: Wizards in heaven! Take that, Pope!
Smart x Blonde
Dumbledore: So, general question, how did you all die?
Cedric: I died because I got pulled into a trap by Voldemort set for Harry.
James and Lily: We died trying to protect Harry.
Sirius: I died due to a trap that Harry fell for.
Hedwig: I got exploded while Harry escaped.
Mad-Eye: Yea, I died while helpin' Harry escape, too.
Dobby: I died saving Harry Potter!
Lupin, Tonks, Fred, Creevy: We died during a war that was, yea, basically, started for Harry.
Snape: I died so Voldemort could defeat Harry.
-long pause-
Snape: *conversationally* So.. when's uh.. Harry getting here? *Evil grin, cracking knuckles*
Cedric: I died because I got pulled into a trap by Voldemort set for Harry.
James and Lily: We died trying to protect Harry.
Sirius: I died due to a trap that Harry fell for.
Hedwig: I got exploded while Harry escaped.
Mad-Eye: Yea, I died while helpin' Harry escape, too.
Dobby: I died saving Harry Potter!
Lupin, Tonks, Fred, Creevy: We died during a war that was, yea, basically, started for Harry.
Snape: I died so Voldemort could defeat Harry.
-long pause-
Snape: *conversationally* So.. when's uh.. Harry getting here? *Evil grin, cracking knuckles*
firefox-avs
Sirius *ranting*: This makes me so angry! I mean, just look at everyone else: they had RESPECTFUL deaths. Lily and James died protecting Harry, killed by Voldemort. Dumbledore died knowing he was going to die, but still made one hell of an exit, even Snape: got killed by Voldemort's snake. And even PETER, for god's sake, HE died fulfilling a life dept! And me, I got killed by curtains. CURTAINS. That doesn't even make any sense
Remus:... well. At least it's still better than my death.
Sirius: Oh? Then, how did you die?
Remus: I fell through a plot hole.
Remus:... well. At least it's still better than my death.
Sirius: Oh? Then, how did you die?
Remus: I fell through a plot hole.
[Ren The Ryoko]
Snape: Now James, I know what your thinking. You have a stag, Lily has a doe. Harry has a stag, I have a doe. But PLEASE put your wand down, It's NOT like that.
Ameko no Mori
Fred: Wait, who will finish my sentences now? I won't be able -
Oh crap, and my -
What about the punchlines, I -
Well this just -
Damn it...
Oh crap, and my -
What about the punchlines, I -
Well this just -
Damn it...
