Bob Tydarian
Instructions: take two pills twice daily to prevent stomach cramps.
Side effects may include: Nausea, vomiting, headaches, diarrhea, weight gain, coronary blockage, Bloody stool, moral fiber deficiency, thinning of mucus membranes, the desire to shout “I’m gonna hit you wit’ an ugly stick!” during catholic mass, extensive rectal bleeding, blindness, the loss of loved ones, a sexual attraction to fish, aborted pregnancy, weight loss, rapid heart beat, paper cuts, nasal enlargement, death, inability to use a fork, brain corrosion, tumors, a strong desire to give money to televangelists, and stomach cramps.
If you experience shortness of breath or tuberous growth, consult a doctor, if your face starts sprouting tiny hairs and tentacles, consult the Guiness book of world records,
This drug should not be used under the influence of alcohol, while driving, before and after surgery, while being beaten to death by ocelots, or around children.
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