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Whatever happened to the Cori-in-a-Backpack? rolleyes
A great question!
After Years of inovation, experimentation, and inside jokes, I have finally managed through the miracle and marvle of genetics and technology to create...
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Cori-in-a-Backpack(c)!
"She's Cori In your Backpack! Yeah Cori In your Back Pack!"
*Jingle that makes you want to dance*
"Yes that's right! Now there's a travel sized, completely compactable version of Cori just for you!"
*Happy image of tiny Chibi Dancing Cori pops onto screen*
"She's Cori in your Backpack!"
"Tired of those hard biology questions? Need some last minute advice on how to ditch that stalker? Just lean back and whisper to Cori-in-a-backpack(c)! Not only will all your peers and collegues think you're mad, but you'll get the right answer, right away."
*Kupo in the Commercial* "That's Amazing!"
"But wait, there's more! Call now and you'll recieve the Uber Nanny Nasty-Boy-Safety-Unit(c) Absolutely free!"
*Image of Uber Nanny in bright orange outfit beating Nazi over head with a duster. Rren happily winks and gives the camera a thumbs-up*
"Cori in your backpack!"
"So Call now! Cheating on Tests and scaring away stalkers has never been easier!"
*Words quickly begin scrolling on the bottom of the screen while someone reads them at inhuman speed*
Side effects may include loss of random body organs, lowered IQ, wrong test answers, nagging, sleep loss, and migranes. Cori-in-a-Backpack(c) must be fed, watered, groomed, and walked daily. Cori-in-a-backpack(c) is not intended for Calculus, Chemistry, or Geometry Exams. Evil Face co. is not responsible for failures or annoyances caused by Cori-in-a-backpack.
"So what are YOU waiting for! Get your Cori-in-a-backpack now! And remeber, life is way too boring with out having a midget living in your book carrying device!"
"She's Cori in your Backpack. Yeah Cori in your Backpack, YEAH!"
I'm taking orders, starting now. mrgreen
