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Rren's Random Ramblings
Why the heck are you reading this anyway?
Kupo's Support Group...
Kupo. I love you.

We all do.

And we all care very, very much about you.

That's why we've finally got to confront you about your problem...

Yes. That's right.

WE KNOW ABOUT YOUR BUTT PROBLEMS.


... We're here for you, Kups. We want to help.

We know it all started as fun and games, recreationally chasing down n00bs in gaia towns and going up and down, scaring them with your enormous butt, but now, things are getting dangerous. Don't try and deny it, Kupo. I mean, just look!!!

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Do you see that?! DO YOU SEE THE CACTUS?!?!?!

scream DON'T LIE DAMNIT! WE ALL SEE IT! scream

Kupo, this has gone TOO FAR. You're only hurting yourself. Now that you're on cacti, what next?! SHELLFISH SHANKERS?! NUCLEAR BOMBS?! AND HEAVEN FORBID,
MATT TOR-GEEK-O?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

No! WE CAN'T LET YOU DO THIS ANYMORE! gonk

Stop the maddness Kupo!!!! We want to help you, but first you must help you, you know?

That's what I thought. lol


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  • User Comments: [4]
    I don't see the cactus *squints* Where is it?

    comment Vampo Rainze · Community Member · Thu Feb 02, 2006 @ 04:15am
    I'VE BEEN WANTING TO CONFRONT HER ABOUT THIS FOR A LONG TIME. THANK YOU, RREN, FOR HELPING US TO SPEAK TO HER ABOUT THIS IMPORTANT SUBJECT. WE CAN'T LET HER GO TO MATT TORGEEKO. THAT'S THE WORST.

    RREN, YOU ARE A PILLAR OF STRENGTH. heart heart heart heart

    comment Lappy · Community Member · Thu Feb 02, 2006 @ 11:52am
    OKAY! I ADMIT IT!

    It's been gnawing at me for a long time now. I'm glad, too, that you've finally confronted me about this. The truth must be revealed.

    It all started, like you said, as an innocent game to scare n00bs. Nothing but good, clean fun. But after you guys quit laughing and left the town...well, I didn't. I kept on going. It made me feel...good. Powerful. Like I was on top of the world. So I kept on going.

    A few days later I finally went to bed, and promised myself I wouldn't do it again, but it kept clawing at my feverish brain, daring me to sneak back to the towns and partake in my enjoyment once more.

    It was wrong, yes; but it felt so good!

    So I snuck back the next day while you guys weren't looking. This time I stayed there for a week until eventually some users began to create warning threads about me and the admins put me on the list of gaia viruses floating around.

    This was getting ridiculous. But I was already addicted. I had to continue; it was my drug, my love, my one source of power. It was truly what kept me going during the endless days of Unit Folders and research papers. You must understand this.

    Haven't you ever wondered why I complained of being tired all the time?

    Or talked of how my butt itched?

    Oh, woe is me, my friends! But my story is not over quite yet!

    I was beginning to quit at one point. Going to church helped a lot. But then one day...one fateful day...I came home to the storyline about Ian being shot.

    Thoughts of Gambino came rushing back to my brain. The pain was too much. The familiar old addiction pulled at me again; I had to fulfill it. But not just in any normal way--no, I was way too pained and broken inside to settle for n00bs. I had to go for the...the...THE CACTUS.

    Let me tell you, I've never heard a cactus scream so loud in my life. In fact, I've never heard a cactus scream...if that says anything...

    Oh Rren, you're right, this has gone too far! Please...help me! cry

    comment KittyKupo · Community Member · Thu Feb 02, 2006 @ 11:34pm
    OH KUPO!!! gonk

    *Glomps*

    You've finally admitted it! You were so far gone, but finally, RECOVERY!!! *Wipes a tear from her face* W-Welcome back!

    comment Destiny Tahn · Community Member · Fri Feb 03, 2006 @ 03:24am
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