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Okay
Here it comes
The list
Of everything that grinds me gears, matey.
BE READY!
Please do not take these personally
Thay are my own views and are expressed as such
and, if you DO take these personally, ******** OFF! =D

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears...?

1) People who really, truly believe they look at somebody and honestly know everything about them. Yeah. Okay, so, if you wear a black shirt, or black pants or something, you're instantly emo? NOT SO TRUE! I wear black all the fuxing time and I can tell you all now; I'm the furthest thing from emo you're gonna find on this here planet. Now, if you wear ALL black and you cut, then PERHAPS. But, seriously, you little s**t nuggets, cut your little vision in your head of you being so much better than everyone else that you can just judge someone for what they wear of do. That's not only stupid, but it just looks dumb when you do it in college, piss the wrong person off, and get the living ******** s**t beat out of you.

2) Badly placed Yaoi. Now, I have an appreciation for good Yaoi. I do. Really. Seriously. Now, things at first that you see and you go "Well, okay, not so bad." And you see it once and it's not...well, it's not that bad. But then, 10 minutes later, there's fuxing 600 pictures of the same god damn paring over and over and over. Know what I'm seriously beyond sick of? Fuxing Light x L. Okay, so mortal enemies are just gonna go all out, take off everything and do it right there? Oh yeah, let me tell you, that happens all the fuxing time in reality. If Light really hates L, do you think he would put his p***s ANYWHERE near his a**? ******** no. Come on now, fangirls, stop your retarded a** squealing. Seriously, it really gets old, really fast. I mean, mabey two years ago I would have bought some sort of ******** relationship thing like that. Now? Ahh, no. Aint no way in HEAVEN OR HELL that'll happen.


3) Those new Chef Boyardee commercials. Okay, since when do children turn into huge fuxing beasts when they get hungry? I'm hungry a lot. Like, a LOT. Now, I don't ever see myself being all, "GRARH HUNGRY!". Not to mention, that s**t tastes nasty. Ever get a little hunk of bone or something in those "beef" ravioli? I have. It ain't pretty.

4) Nerf Airgun's. Okay, let's think this through. Notice the commercials. Those things shoot like 40 shots at one time, and shoot probably over 100000 feet. Ever buy one? They fuxing SUCK! Those little piece of s**t couldn't stick to fuxing tape it you shot it at close range!! And I swear, you can't use those to play ANYTHING with ANYONE. Why? Cause nobody ever admits to getting shot. "No, you didn't shoot me! I didn't feel anything!" That's why when I play tags with guns, I use things that hurt, like Air-Soft, or BB's. Or hell, live rounds never killed anyone, right?

5) Yu-Gi-Oh. Okay, Konami. That's enough. Really, if you're going to make series after series with the same god-damn chracters, at least make something different I don't know...put like...food in ther somewhere. I've never seen anyone fuxing eat in any of these shitty shows before! No wonder they're so fuxing skinny, they don't fuxing eat!

6) Fat People. Seriously? You have that little respect for yourself that you're just a fat lazy a*****e? God damn. You know, this is why America fails. Why? Because of fat fux. They're so fuxing fat, they drag down everything in our "stable" economy, and only rise the stupid McDonalds s**t. Ever see that stuff being made? Know how fuxing gross it is? needless to say, It's good, yeah. And once and awhile, yah, it's great. But you fat fux who go, "Oops, we're out of frozen burgers, mah! We better go buy and freeze some'ore before Paw has his lil seizures again!...Mah? MAH?" Seriously, get a life. Lose some weight. Everyone hates you. You stink. You're fat. Go lose some fuxing weight, fatass.


More to come, but right now, these are what grind my gears.