Yard Sale
A woman was taking her time browsing through everything at a friend's yard sale, and said to her, "My husband is going to be very angry I stopped at a yard sale."
"I'm sure he'll understand when you tell him about all the bargains you found," her friend replied.
"Normally, yes," she said. "But he just broke his leg, and he's waiting for me to take him to the hospital to have it set."
Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work
1. You've read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar
2. You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.
3. You've definitively figured out a way to get Gilligan OFF the island.
4. You decide to see how many Surges you can drink before the inevitable explosion occurs.
5. People come into your office frequently to borrow pencils from your ceiling.
6. The 5th Division of Paperclips has completely overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements.
WHY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS SO HARD TO LEARN:
- The bandage was wound around the wound.
- The farm was used to produce produce.
- The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
- We must polish the Polish furniture.
- He could lead if he would get the lead out.
- The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
- Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
- A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
- When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
- I did not object to the object.
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