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This evening, reporters saw a man shaking in his boots....er, barefeet. It looked like he was walking on eggshells. He was looking around everywhere. We thought we'd ask him some questions. "Sir, what is the matter?" "They're out to get me! They're out to get me!! Yikes!!" "I see. So, who exactly are 'they'?" "The...the ones....they'll kill me!! Aaaaahh!!! Don't let them see me!!" We weren't exactly making sense of his answer, so we thought we'd ask the person typing this. "Sir, what the heck is wrong with your character, or possibly, with you?!" "He must be nervous because I'm nervous. I noticed that there's a lot of red Xs, and Gaia is having a bit of troubles loading up lately. I used to have a crappy computer, and it just took one thing to go wrong, and I'd have to push the power button to shut it down because it froze. In fact, I believe one time I pushed the power button but nothing happened; I had to unplug it!" "There you have it, folks. Don't put peanut butter and hot sauce on oranges. This is Catharine Solomon reporting for channel 0 news!"

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