It's true.
Devil May Cry 3 is her new found love.
A picture of Dante and Virgil have replaced Kratos from God of War as her background.
I'm so sorry Kratos! It's not you, it's Dante. He has guns. And a red coat. And sexy leather pants, as well as wonderful one-liners.
"If you're looking for a date, forget it. I've made a point not to date women who shoot me in the head." -Dante after being shot in the face by Lady.
Ahh. Now, though, she's stuck.
On mission nine.
Battling a succubus of all things. Not only that, a topless one.
With bats for a sheild!
*LeSigh*
Oh wellssss.
Dante owns Kratos.
And Virgil owns Kratos.
Can't decide whether Virgil owns Dante or the other way around though....
Virgil's defiantly the bigger badass. But then again.... Dante's got guns. And lots of 'em. And swords too.
There's the two handguns, the shotgun, the sniper rifle, and the demon gun that shoots purple stuff.
Then the basic sword, the two that control fire and wind with talking heads of them, and a nun-chuck thing with the spirit of a giant three-headed ice dog.
Hmmm.
....
....
I like Dante.
He's funny.
And kicks a**.
:3
Devil May Cry 3 is her new found love.
A picture of Dante and Virgil have replaced Kratos from God of War as her background.
I'm so sorry Kratos! It's not you, it's Dante. He has guns. And a red coat. And sexy leather pants, as well as wonderful one-liners.
"If you're looking for a date, forget it. I've made a point not to date women who shoot me in the head." -Dante after being shot in the face by Lady.
Ahh. Now, though, she's stuck.
On mission nine.
Battling a succubus of all things. Not only that, a topless one.
With bats for a sheild!
*LeSigh*
Oh wellssss.
Dante owns Kratos.
And Virgil owns Kratos.
Can't decide whether Virgil owns Dante or the other way around though....
Virgil's defiantly the bigger badass. But then again.... Dante's got guns. And lots of 'em. And swords too.
There's the two handguns, the shotgun, the sniper rifle, and the demon gun that shoots purple stuff.
Then the basic sword, the two that control fire and wind with talking heads of them, and a nun-chuck thing with the spirit of a giant three-headed ice dog.
Hmmm.
....
....
I like Dante.
He's funny.
And kicks a**.
:3
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