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Naruto: Camping Trip

Before I start the magical journey of Naruto’s demented camping trip, I must first say that you don’t have to know ANYTHING about Naruto to think this is funny. If you hate Naruto, still read this...it’s still funny. If you hate THIS, go shoot yourself, you have no life. If you hate THIS and Naruto AND make a comment on your hatingfulness I will personally shoot you with a bazooka. Have a nice day. Oh...and if you try to leave this page with out reading everything, I will send the squirrel overlords to destroy you. Have fun. (0_o....)

Ok...now the story (YAY!)

Kokoashi: Ok. I think that this is a perfect opportunity to, um... go camping, yahhhh....

Naruto: *Jumping* Ccoooool! We’re going camping! We’re going camping!

Kokoashi: And, start packing....we’re leaving in an hour and will be staying for the weekend. *happy-good-idea-that-will- somehow-go-wrong(-because-of-Naruto)-face*

Sasuke: *sighhh*

Inner Sakura: Greeat... a weekend with Naruto *double sigh*

(1 hour and 29 minutes later)

Kokoashi: *Stares at equipment* Where’s the tent?

Sasuke: *Can’t imagine boredom* Naruto, I told you to take it. Remember? Loser. *sigh*

*FLASHBACK*

Kokoashi: Sasuke, take the tent.

Sasuke: *Stares at bag* Naruto, take the tent. *walks FARRR away*

*Back to Normal*

Naruto: But....but....

Sakura: WHAAA!? *hits Naruto ^o^*

Kokoashi: Well, I guess we’ll be sleeping under the stars....ok, well, at least we brought our food.....

Sasuke: In the tent.

Kokoashi: Lighter?

Naruto: Tent.

Kokoashi: Matches?

Sasuke: DON’T ASK.

Kokoashi: What DID you bring?

Sakura: Toothbrush, emergency make-up....

Kokoashi: I meant our supplies.

Naruto: Um.....a mint...can opener, and....uh.... circle shaped nuts, oval nuts...rock shaped nuts, no, wait....I think those are rocks... and three double A batteries.

Kokoashi: *twitching*

Sasuke: Well, at least he brought our sleeping bags.*sigh*

Naruto: Uhhhhh....

*Flashback*

Kokoashi: Sasuke, take my sleeping bag.

Sasuke: *Stares* Naruto, take our sleeping bags.

Naruto: *Stares at sleeping bags, stares at own, sleeping bags, own, sleeping bags.... takes own*

*Back to Normal*

Kokoashi: *angry-twitchy-angriness* Ok.... Sakura, go get food, Naruto, make a fire, Sasuke, get firewood. *Starts reading*

Sakura: How come I have to get food?

Sasuke: You’re a girl.

Sakura: So?

Sasuke: You’re all nature-y and stuff. *sigh*

Sakura: YAY! *skippyness*

Sasuke: *follows* You can only imagine my joy. *sigh*
Naruto: *takes two sticks* Make a fire you stupid sticks!

(42 minutes later....)

Naruto: *rubs sticks*

(27 minutes later....)

Naruto: *twitchy* Kokoashi Sensei?

Kokoashi: Yeah? *reading*

Naruto: The sticks don’t like me. T.T

Kokoashi: That’s nice.

Naruto: Huh? ToT

(32 minutes later....)

Sakura: *skippyness* I got fish!.... and a lemon. ^o^

Sasuke: *drops giant pile of wood by Naruto*

Sakura: ...

Naruto: The sticks are EVIL ToT

Sakura: Sasuke? Can’t you make a fire? *puppy eyes*

Sasuke: That would be a waste of chakra, besides, Naruto is doing SUCH a good job. *is sarcastic*

Naruto: *beats up sticks* DIE! YOU EVIL STICKS!! DIEEEEEEEE!!!
Kokoashi: Now, now. This is a learning experience and...

Sakura: You want to eat raw fish?

Kokoashi: Sasuke, make a fire.

Sasuke: *does jutsu & makes a fire sets wood on fire & Naruto’s butt*

Naruto: AHHHHHHHHH!

Kokoashi, Sakura & Sasuke: *ignores Naruto and eats frying fish*

Naruto: AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! * sits in dirt and drags butt*

Sasuke: What’s that book about?

Kokoashi: Mine.

Sasuke: Can I touch it?

Kokoashi: No.

Sasuke: Lemme see!

Kokoashi: No.

Kokoashi and Sasuke: *Fights over book and book falls into fire*

Sasuke: ...

Kokoashi: .... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Wait.... *pulls out copy of book*
Sasuke: 0_o....

Naruto: Awwwwwwww, a squirrel!!!!

Sakura: That’s nice...

Inner Sakura: Ohmigod, Naruto has no attention span, he’s so freakin’ stupid...

Naruto: Awwwwwwww, hi little squirrel!

Squirrel: Chkkkkk, chkkkkkk *bites Naruto*

Naruto: IT BIT ME!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AH! AH! AH!

Squirrel: Chrrka-chkk chkkkk!!! *jumps on Naruto’s head*

Sasuke: SHUT UP!

Sakura: *Throws rock at Naruto*

Naruto: AH! AH! AH! AH! *runs into Kokoashi and he drops book in fire...again*

Kokoashi: *Twitchy-angry-twitchiness of anger* THAT’S IT!!!! *Walks past 3 trees, crosses road and slams door once in Acadamy*

O_o

The End.... Oh yah...
*15 minutes later*
Naruto: Guys...GUYS!?! Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! I’M LOST!!!! *goes into fatal position and brakes down crying* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!