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The kid is a girl and is the one talking if there's no "character:" , the mother is old (40). 12 days of christmas. yada yada. Wanna know more about the background, ask.
Day 1
Mommy dearest, can i have a teddy bear?
Day 2
I'll name the teddy bear demon.
Day 3
Kid: I want a special bear.
Mother: What kind of bear?
kid: a hot girlie bear.
Mother: ...
Day 4
Mommy dear, I don't want a teddy bear now.
Day 5, 6, 7 and 8
Why are girls prettier than boys?
Day 9
Shouldn't girls kiss girls and boys kiss boys?
Day 10
Boys are gross!
Day 11
I like girls.
Mother: Darling don't say that.
Day 12
Mommy deary, I'm friggin 5 years old, I don't like guys, I like girlies, I like to touch my pee-pee hole, Can I touch yours? I don't want teddy bears anymore ^^
(mother kills herself)
They find out younger and younger.
Merry X-mas
 Darkdancing despairrose · Mon Dec 25, 2006 @ 04:23am · 3 Comments |
