Because my finger is affected with some disease in wich it smells and it swells up to the size of a big salamy. It all started in school. We were coming out of the lunch room, and opening the doors to the *oh horror* playground. So i was the last to come out, so i had to close the door.
School rule.
But i was so anxious to get out of the prison and go hang out with michael and my friends ((Hehheh.)) so i did not pay attentiom to the doors.
SLAM.
My finger is between it. On the moment it wasnt so bad, and i didnt look at my finger, so i went to hang out.
Three days alter, it starts hurting like hell. ********. I cant sleep, so i put on the television ((Or for those with a mental brain disorder, T.V.)) and oh horror: The only thing on is Oprah. Oprah who just had raised her popularity by buying some fat woman with dozens of children a house. Luckily it was over soon, and then.. the show from.... umm... a good producer..... Seinfeld. I didnt even KNOW that was on fiveTV, so i am glued to the television, watching 'the nose job'. But after that, it REALLY hurt(my finger). So i go downstairs and confront my parents. They are appauled by the message, my dad freaks out after seeing my finger, saying it is serious and i could die from it. My mom, after hearing this thing from her husband, also freaks out, gets the medicine box, and makes me swallow pills that really could kill me. Now its the day after, and my neck,head, and stomach hurt from all the pills she gave me. And i now for some strange reason, am on the flat. Damnit. So now, my situation was worse then it was before.
Lessons of today: Pilz-E ROCKS a**.
-this finger disease thingies HHURT
Mood of today: Over-medicated gonk gonk
Soundtrack of today: The amityville toaster by Foamy
Respected person of today: Pilz-E
Quote of today: "BUT! Not a problem...." - Pilz-E
