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Okay minions, you have to tell me one thing:

What the ******** if this 'throw rice at weddings' thing?
Some of you may say its tradition, others just like to throw things, but i say: WASTE OF FOOD!!!

I mean, in afrika, when you throw one crumble of rice, people throw themselves to it and fight for one ******** crumble of rice, while here, we throw it around every time someone walks down the isle.

Don't you think im right?

Yes you do.

Because i am right.

Wouldn't it be much better for us when we threw something else?

Small rocks, sand, sticks, sporks, pencil sharpeners??

Maybe we should make it a tradition that when the bride gets hit with a heavy item and passes out the marriage will be happy?

You see? Supreme Logic from the Supreme Being!

Lessons of today: -My dad NEVER puts down the toilet seats. More info about that later.
-Sporks and pencil sharpeners are teh cool.
Soundtrack of today: The doom sond ((Dun dun duh dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnn!!))
Mood of today:lazy stare
Quote of today: "Quoth the raven,'Nevermore'"-My favourite poem "The Raven"
Respected person of today: Foamy. For his singing and dancing talents are cool.