Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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HAHAHA. FUNNY STUFF MAN! LOL....love that. :3~came from Tin Tin's gaia-onine journal
well, so far, it's been hecka long since i posted? well, it's time again to make a long a** post! =3
well...for the most part, i love track conditioning and i hate it....!!! so...i practice, i go "i need to, i have to, i must, go!" crap in my head as i run sometimes, as I'm behind mostly ok...like, EVERYONE on the team while doing warm-ups and drills...and and and... I feel hella great when i finish! =D cuz...it gives u that little burst of energy afterwards! haha.
but yesturday....on wednesday....i just asked mom to make me absent, cuz i was so tired...i slept early....all night...i was still sore/tired. i have many things to sort out and blah! >:3 i just did some english study stuff for the exit exam, play around attemting to memorize like 5-10 words...ATTEMPT to help lil bro with work, eat like almost everything i see in sight....drink over 8 bottles of water [as i see it, cuz i had like 4 big ones]~which like 90% i drank mixed with tea, poored in a cup every like 5min...then read history book for ENTERTAINMENT [World War II, it was fasinating...so i had to keep going...], and here i am...after playing gunbound...blah ....just checking people's journals...commenting on just one on myspace, and 5 on gaia...
so.....i need to catch up [i'm so flippin lazy] to do like problems geometry sexion CG 11-99 ...BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.......BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. lol. i'll study for english/japanese/history/biology...OH DAMN! BIOLOGY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. lol.. I need flash cards. OK! I WILL NOT LET JAN JAN SLEEP OVER...WAIT! IONO....BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. lol. cuz somoene has to watch Julius on on....sunday......IONO.....BLEH.l o l.
Bobby's b-day party & crab feed & practice on saturday. practice 9am Contra Loma ....crab feed 5pm - 9pm, Boooby...i mean bobby, not booby...haha...his party afterwards. just for few hours...cuz i need to like sleep after practice, eat, study lil, and blah~before Crab Feed.
meow, yeah, just talking to self. one day, I shall treat everything normal, be able to self-reflect everyday on laptop, and all shall be balanced....ONE DAY.....lol. meow meow meow meow...
you know what is interesting? studies withing different universities have claimed that they've pinpointed the "gay gene" that is within people. controversial [can't spell..lol]..between people...like, that it could be that people are born with being gay, and not just desiciding to be that way.. :3 that means they have a place in the community? possibly...but most likely it'll take forever. >:[ blah. lol. Just pointing out something biology teacher found out to tell us. she's kewl and stuff. very open to students. easy work to. haha. she's like, if a child feels something's not right and asks a parent...wouldn't the parent feel bad? like, they can't tell them "you're not special,cuz you're different" ~if the child's interests in people are different..so yeah!
something else that effects me? well...nothing much..lol. i'll wait till i'm 6 feet tall..haha. i wish! =[ it skips generation, maybe it went to me lil happy, healthy lil bro! grrrr...haha.
um.....sorry i keep babling bout myself *doubts anyone actually reads this junk*. but yeah, a journal to reflect upon myself just for me! i better get going, i'll only have like 1 hr 1/2 sleep....blah........BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
tomorrow....err....i mean later today...is the start of my life again...tired...study....nothing much to live for except the little things in life like passing a few friends, seeing a few during lunch or after school...then it's off to conditioning which I seem to be lagging behind ~same state as my studies. I just wish...i could go away, a day away, 24hrs just so that I can forget, enjoy, relax. forget my past, what's around me, family, friends, matters...just so everything could be clear once again. i read about it...in a test....haha. i think finals? no...i forgot...BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. lol. but it would be cool, too have that day away.
my new dream [wow, i made a new one..i forgot old one...haha....whatever....i'll remember it if i look at last entry...=P ] is to have time to myself, a 24 hours-day away....to reclaim myself.
an example would be....Vegas.... "whatever happens in vegas, stays in vegas]..haha, same with "da club"~~~~~ XP
nitey nites!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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