Taylor: There was once this evil guy
me: named OshGosh the fourth and a half
Taylor: He was plotting to take over Finland.
me: and change the national anthem to the hustle.
Anthony: and he was nice about it.
me: and he had tanks loaded with toothbrushes.
Taylor: Don't forget to floss!
Anthony: someone shouted. Then he changed his mind at the last second and
wanted to bild a nersing home.
me: filled with rabid beavers and cows
Taylor: It wasn't a very nice place. One day the cows and beavers started to take
over Finland.
Anthony: well not very much
me: yes, very much. They ate the Berlin wall and made their way to Finland!
Taylor: The narrator (Anthony had declared himself the narrator) was jealous so OshGosh the third...and a half...so OshGosh fed him to the rabid beavers and cows.
Anthony: Thay hired a new narrator. So the end of this story is to just not be a stupid german beaver! (he tried to end it here but we erased it)
me: for your information the beavers weren't German! They were Danish.
So back to the story. The beavers ate the new narrator and all the narrators in the world.
Taylor: Now... it is
The End
I'm am sorry if you are Danish, German, or Finnish and were offended. And yes, I know the Berlin wall is in Germany.
OSHGOSH!!!! Comment if you think Oshgosh is smexii!!!
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