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Chapter One

One day, KureiNeko was sitting on the floor in front of the T.V. She was really excited because the episode with Jiraiya and his 'mega-perv' comment would be on soon. She grinned, then jumped up and yelled

"No! You're wrong! I am no ordinary pervert! I am...a mega-perv! Rowr!" She then grinned insanely and turned back to her precious television.

The Fantastic Four was on. She frowned at it, muttering under her breath.

"End already! It's past 8:30! Now end!" She smiled when the credits finally ended.
"Yaaay! Jiraiya!" she yelled, watching intently. The intro started with its stupid guy singing

"Cry! Do yo so! Leap! Kill!" At this point, KureiNeko was thinking, It would be so much cooler if they kept the Japanese openings... Her eyes widened as the episode started.

It showed Chouji and Dosu. She was confused for a second. Why are they showing this? It's not even recent, plus I've already seen it... She shrugged. She didn't mind it, but this was weird. She watched the episode all the way through, not really paying attention, until it ended with its ending theme. I wish they kept the Japanese endings...Then the episode that she had been waiting for was finally starting. She watched intently, waiting with bated breath, ready to take in every detail for the long-awaited episode.

But it never came. Instead it was an evil ONE-HOUR recap. She screamed and was almost ready to hit the T.V. It didn't help either when the evil old clock started chiming its really loud hour chime thing. She twitched, slowly turning around. She resisted the VERY strong urge to rip it off the wall and send it hurling into the trash. One day...she thought. One day I will rip you off the wall... she glared at the evil clock of evilness.

She turned back to the T.V. and frowned. She sent evil mental glares at it and then evil purpleness made an evil purple portal into the T.V. She stopped sending evil glares at it and stared.

"Cool! It's a portal that I created through sending evil mental glares at the T.V, which made an evil purple portal of evil purpleness, which takes me to the Naruto world! Whoot!" She ran into her room, grabbed her Akatsuki cloak and Itachi Weasel Doll and ran back out into the living room. Then she jumped through the evil purple portal of evil purpleness.

KureiNeko fell onto a cold hard, concrete-like surface.

"Oww..." she said, standing up. She shook her head and started walking around.

"Hmm...This place looks familiar..." she said, before bumping into someone. She looked up to see Orochimaru. She stood there staring, eyes wide.

"What are you doing h-"

"OH MY GOD! OROCHIMARU-SAMA!" she yelled, cutting him off.

"Um, yesss, that's me..."

"You're awesome!" she yelled, before looking around.

"Where's Kabuto!?"

"Kabuto-kun is-"

"KABUTO-KUN!" she yelled, running off in a random direction.

"Help me..." Orochimaru said, sweatdropping.

KureiNeko walked around, looking in all the rooms. Finally, she found the room Kabuto was in. She silently walked in, ran up and glomped him, yelling,

"KABUTO-KUN!" Kabuto was so startled that he had a heart attack and died. She watched as Kabuto's limp body fell to the ground with a thud. She took out a stick and poked him multiple times. No response. KureiNeko sat down and thought. After several minutes, her eyes lit up.

"I got it! He must be using Shikon no Jutsu!" she exclaimed, getting up to search for the non-existent body that Kabuto was currently possessing.

She walked down the hallway, searching for any out of place body. On the way, she passed the Sound Four, along with Kimimaro on a hospital bed.

"Yo...Sakon, Ukon, Tayuya, Jiroubou, Kidoumaru, Kimimaro...what's up?" she said, waving casually to them, before continuing along the hall, not waiting for a response. They all just stared and wondered how this strange girl knew all their names. Even Kimimaro wondered as he slowly obtained necessary fluids/oxygen through his IV drip/oxygen tank.

KureiNeko continued looking around but could find nothing. Sighing, she shrugged and opened a random door. Inside, she saw Sasuke...he was doing something...but what was it...? Her eyes widened as she saw him remove piece after piece of clothing.

"HOLY KRAD! SASGAY'S STRIPPING! MY EYES! THEY BUURN!!!" she yelled, running out of the room, eyes closed, down a random hallway. Once she was far enough away, she opened her eyes, shaking. The image was still in her mind.

"My virgin soul is scarred..." she muttered. Once she had calmed down and gotten the disturbing image out of her mind, she continued looking around.

She yawned both from being tired and from being bored. She had been walking around for a few hours (coughminutescough) and had not found anything interesting. She walked around for a while and opened a door. She walked in; not caring whose room it was and flopped down on the bed. Unconsciousness slowly took over as she fell asleep.

Tayuya opened the door to her room and walked inside. She stared at the thing asleep on her bed. She walked over and pushed KureiNeko off the bed onto the floor. KureiNeko just drooled as soon as she hit the floor, still asleep.

"Kabuto, I need you to-" Orochimaru stopped short as he saw his apprentice lying on the floor. He walked over, kneeled down and turned his head to the side. No stitch marks. His face paled and he slowly stood up. Who could have killed Kabuto...? His eyes widened as he remembered the strange girl who had run off after Kabuto. He scowled and decided that he better not let his body go to waste. He performed the seals for Shuushagan no Jutsu and...Well you know what happens...hopefully...-___-;

Orochimaru a.k.a. 'Kabuto' walked down the hall and went into Tayuya's room. For some reason he could sense that the girl was in there. Tayuya watched as 'Kabuto' walked into her room. She glared at him.

"You mother ********, what the hell are-" she began before being given a glare that only Orochimaru himself could have delivered. She instantly became quiet, fear in her eyes. 'Kabuto' smirked and walked up to the sleeping figure known as KureiNeko. He stared at her with disgust. How could this thing that drools all over my new carpet succeed in killing Kabuto? Still...she could prove useful as my new container... He walked over and bit her neck, leaving the Heaven Seal a.k.a. Curse Mark as a 'present'. He then stood up, smirking.

"Take care of her, Tayuya..." he ordered, walking out the door. Outside the room, 'Kabuto' was smirking, proud of himself. He had found yet another container, lest Sasuke fail him. Inside the room, however, KureiNeko was twitching and drooling, while strings of curses could be heard from Tayuya.

The next morning, KureiNeko woke up to find herself on the floor, with a small puddle of drool on the carpet. She yawned, stood up, and stretched, putting her glasses on. She slowly walked out the door, not even bothering to take a shower or eat anything. It was rather dark inside Orochimaru's hideout and she wanted to see the outside world. She walked around until she found the front door. She walked outside, hissing as the sudden light burned her eyes. Once her eyes adjusted to the brightness, she walked around in the forest around the hideout. She winced in pain as her neck started to hurt and then laughed.

"Curse Mark hurts..." she said, quoting Sasuke. She then grinned and got an angsty look on her face.

"I won't forgive him...I'm the only one who can kill him...Killing him...is the reason...for MY EXISTANCE!" Laughing, she went and sat down under a tree, looking up at the clouds. She yawned and then fell asleep against the tree, dreaming of two freaky bears that two certain cat people always carried around.
From a different tree, a figure looked down on KureiNeko from the shadows and laughed.

"I found a lost Akatsuki member, un..." he said, as he jumped down from the tree.