- Dye your hair blonde and tro to walk up a tree
- Live by a strict diet of only ramen
- Call your semester exam a chuunin exam
- Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector
- Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan"
- Copy everything a person does and claim it's your bloodline
- Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter
- Paste a piece of paper that says "Come Come Paradise" on the front of adult books
- Jump off a cliff and attempt to use "Kuchiyose No Jutsu" to summon the toad king
- Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet
- Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou
- Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out
- Start to call yourself Neji on a website
- Start to call your teachers Sennin
- Claim your going to kill your best friend so that you can have a better Sharingan
- Sit in a local book store and read the manga all day
- Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central
- Spend your week searching down Naruto sites
- Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu
- Cry at the flas back scenes of Sasuke's family
- Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke
- Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend
- List Anbu as current occupation on a job application
- Shout out a random character quote on command
- Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in the wall with it
- Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather
- Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, Why?!?!"
- Eat all day and all night, then try to roll around into a ball and run someone down
- Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea
- Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more
- Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times
- Decide to call your moral code your "Ninja Way"
