Random Quotes I like...Just Because 3nodding
"Hey! I just had a great idea!"
"Yeah, the first one's always exciting, isn't it?"
-Becker
"TV is the petri dish that the world uses to grow its idiots." –Becker
“I like your Opera. I think I will set it to music.” – Ludwig van Beethoven
"If you listen to dogs barking you will go deaf without learning anything." -Marion Zimmer Bradley
“But what is Hope? Nothing but the paint on the face of existence; the least touch of truth rubs it off, and then we see what a hollow-cheeked harlot we have got hold of.” -Lord Byron
"The purpose of a writer is to keep civilization from destroying itself." - Albert Camus
"Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid." - George Carlin
“There is nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.” – John Ciardi
“Rude, you’re so cool, zoto!”-Reno, FF7:AC
"Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction."
"We live in a space ship, dear." - Firefly
"Stop acting like a doofus, doofus. " –Kyo, Fruits Basket
"My daddy said someday, somebody’s gonna walk up to you with a fresh deck of cards with the wrapper still on it. And he’s gonna bet you that one of those cards is gonna jump outta the deck and squirt cider in your ear. Not that I think you’d ever cheat when playing with me, Detroit."
-half a second later-
"DAMN IT TO...*deep breath* Daddy, I’ve got cider in my ear!" –conversation between Sky Masterson and Nathan Detroit, Guys and Dolls
"If I was I Duck right now, I’d quack! " -Guys and Dolls
"HEEERRRROOOO! I'm right over here, so come and KIIILLLL MEEEE!" -Relena Peacecraft/Darlian, Gundam Wing
"Oh man, Quatre loves to blame himself for everything if you let him. Sooner or later he'll say there's no air in space because he didn't work on it hard enough." -Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz
"I wouldn’t mind being the God of Death forever." -Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing
"The only thing men learn from history is that men never learn anything from history." - Hegel
"One does not need to be a warrior to determine terrible technique. The blood gives it away." Sesshoumaru, Tales of the House of Moon (Inuyasha Fanfic)
"Hey! All demons are NOT created equal, y'know!" -Shippo, Inuyasha
"Fiction is the truth inside the lie." - Stephen King
“I used to do drugs. [But] then I got so wrecked one night, I waited for the stop sign to change – and it did.” -Steve Krabitz
"Is anyone here NOT trying to kill me!?" -Lupin, Lupin III
“By the pricking of my thumbs/Something wicked this way comes!”-Macbeth, Act 4, scene 1
“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” – Dean Martin
“…And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all…” -Edgar Allen Poe, “Masque of the Red Death”
“Tell you’re boss what you really think of him and the truth shall set you free.” – Patrick Murray
“When this is over, I’ll have to kill you.”
“Sounds fun.”
-Noir
"How delightful are the pleasures of the imagination! In those delectable moments, the whole world is ours, not a single creature resists us – we devastate the world."
-The Marquis de Sade
“There is only one difference between a madman and me. He thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.” – Salvador Dali
"Why do I get the feeling that one day I'll be describing this to a psychiatrist?" -Lisa, The Simpsons
"I only did this to try and find a way of preserving our highly superior intellect from extinction. I do not know what went wrong."
"So much for superior intellect." –Conversation between a rogue Asgaard and Jack O’Neill, Stargate
"No, no, no…just, why is it wormholes? I mean, it’s not like there are giant worms that crawl around in space and chew big holes in the airless black void…-pauses-…are there? " –Jack O’Neill, Stargate
"It’s O’Neill. Two Ls. –holds up three fingers-" –Jack O’Neill, Stargate
"Riiiight, Jack. " –Daniel Jackson to O’Neill, Stargate
"I do not understand this word Tchao. I do not believe that I have ever heard you use that term before, O’Neill. " –T’ealc to O’Neil, Stargate
"False God. Dead false God.” –T’ealc, Stargate
“Mayhap [Mephistopheles] decided to favour black also, for as Lucifer falleth, he falleth from garish golds bright lights… it seems he’d rather blend better with the night.” -Count Alexej Maximilian Dragutinovich, Tenebrion
"Penlights of Doom are a universal constant. " –Daniel Jackson, Upon A Fiery Steed (FF of Stargate)
Popcorn and the Tok'ra. And the quartermaster said they walked off with glue and tinsel, too. That, combined with Jack O'Neill, was not something one wished to contemplate. -Sgt. Siler, Upon A Fiery Steed(FF of Stargate and Gundam Wing)
"Trust me? "
"Coming from you, those are scary words. " –Duo and Daniel Jackson, Upon A Fiery Steed(FF of Stargate and Gundam Wing)
"…'For a good time call Anise; she'll light your masochistic fire! Whips and chains optional.' All over Freya's walls! And then when Garshaw opened the storage cabinet for a towel, it set off a mousetrap, which flung a marble, which dropped into a vial, which splashed onto the tinsel, which hid a fuse, which set off sparklers over the whole chamber! And Lyde! He was glued to the floor of the main hall, we had to cut him out of his clothes with a laser and - Jacob! This isn't funny!" –Aldwin to Jacob and Selmac, Upon A Fiery Steed (FF of Stargate and Gundam Wing)
‘Oh Heero,’ Relena sighed. He was always thoughtful. Even when he shot her. –Relena, Upon A Fiery Steed (FF of Stargate and Gundam Wing)
"Aw, man! Death and Poverty like me so much they brought friends!" -Vash, Trigun
"Lord . . . what the hell am I doing here?" -Wolfwood, Trigun
"You taught me the one thing I will always remember."
"What’s that?"
"I forgot."
-What Dreams May Come
"Sneezy, sneezy, ah-CHOO! Somebody special's thinking about you!" -Botan (YYH)
"Tell me, what's it like living in a perpetual haze of stupidity?" -Hiei speaking to Kuwabara (YYH)
"What IS that ridiculous appendage growing out of your head?" -Hiei to Yuusuke when Puu is sitting on Yuusuke's head (YYH)
"You're a team-player, a save-the-day superhero…I hate people like you."-Hiei to Yuusuke (YYH)
"Kurama, don't make me rip out your precious voice-box." -Hiei (YYH)
"I thought I was crazy, Urameshi, but ye take th' cake fer tha'! Ye don' make bombs go BOOM in yer face!" -Jin to Yuusuke, after Yuusuke's semi-kamikaze exploding Rei-gun attack during the Dark Tournament (YYH)
"Kurama’s rose whip must be ten feet long. Where does he stash it? All the ways I can think of sound kind of painful . . ." -Kuwabara to Hiei about Kurama (YYH)
"I can't believe I said all that touchy-feely stuff for nothing!" -Yuusuke (YYH)
"Sorry about that…I had trouble making a ‘Beware:Children’ sign look threatening. " –First Spirit Detective (YYH)
“During a carnival, men put on masks over their masks.” -Xavier Forneret
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And there you have them! Wasn't that pointless? sweatdrop
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