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Three fun way to freek out your parents
#1
Step 1: Take an old news paper... or two... or three... or twenty... and cut out all of the pretty good sized letters.
Step 2: Take a piece or blank paper such as computer paper. You might want a few sheets. It all depends.
Step 3: Take glue and glues the letters on. Make it like a message. Maybe make the message something like "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER" or "DON'T OPEN THE CLOSET DOOR" or something weird like that.
Step 4: Wake up early into the morning or whenever your parents usually get up. Take a piece of tape and tape it to their shirt or the door... or some place they'll look at when they wake up.
Step 5: When they wake up, go in and say, "Oh. I see you got one too." Then read what it says. Then laugh and say, "Mine was worse. It said they're coming to take me away..."


#2
Setting: Dinner at a very quiet moment.
Step 1: Have a nice conversation.
Step 2: Playfully in a sarcastic tone ask, "Where do babies come from?" Then start laughing like you were just joking around.
Step 3: Say, "I'm just messing with ya'll." And get back to eating.
Step 4: Wait for a quiet moment, hopefully right after step 3, and say, "The stork brings them... right?"
Step 5: Stare at one of your parents until they turn away or stand up and leave the table or eating area.



#3
Setting: In the car.
Preparation: Sit by the window.
Step 1: When it gets quiet, if it ever does, start screaming and singing out a part of a song. A perfect part is "B-A-N-A-N-A-S!" from Holla Back Girl.
Step 2: Look out the window. Do not laugh when your family stares at you thinking you're crazy.
Step 3: Scream really loudly. You might want to make sure you're stopped at a light or sign so that whoever is driving doesn't crash.
Step 4: When they ask "what?" don't answer them. Press your head against the window and whisper, "I... see... dead people..."