Narrator: A night at the Inn in Triet.
Man: "Arabian niiiights! Just like an arabian noooon! Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.... Arabian niii-"
*Man is killed by Kratos*
Kratos: "I never liked Aladdin."
Collete: "Classic Disney."
Kratos: "A little too strange for me. What with the magic vizier, and a blue Robin Williams, the sexy princess, the hobo who thinks he's a hero, and the bird voiced by Gilbert Gottfried."
Lloyd: "Jasmine was hot!"
Kratos: "Yeah."
Genis: "Prince Ali-"
*Is smacked by Lloyd*
Lloyd: "Shuddap! That movie sucked!"
Genis: "But you just said that you liked it."
Lloyd: "It only sucks when you talk about it."
Genis: "Oh...."
Lloyd: "Now, leave me! For I must work on Raine's exsphere."
Kratos: "A little melodramatic."
Lloyd: "LEAVE!"
*Hours later*
Lloyd: "I am all done!"
*Lloyd walks over to Raine's apartment, while a couple makes out in the lobby*
Lloyd: "I have your exsphere and key crest."
*Raine slides from the desk over to Lloyd and snatches the exsphere and slides back and equips it*
Raine: "So this is an exsphere.... MARVELOUS! Now go."
Lloyd: "Whaddya say?"
Raine: "Get the hell outta my room!"
*Lloyd sulks over to Genis and bends over to his ear*
Lloyd: "BLAGOOMABABOG!"
Genis: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
*Genis screams and nearly has a heart attack as Lloyd leaves. The couple making out is gone now, but a pool of blood remains along with a trail of blood starts from the pool and out the door, Lloyd pays no attention and sees Kratos walk out the door*
Lloyd: "Should I follow him?"
Narrator: "Choose."
Lloyd: "Ok."
*Lloyd walks outside and see the trail of blood ends at a well where a man stands sobbing*
Man: "You cheated on me for the last time...."
*Lloyd shrugs at the guy and sees Kratos talking to Noishe, Lloyd walks over to him, and Kratos draws his sword and almost cuts Lloyd's head off*
Lloyd: "HOLY s**t!"
Kratos: "Forgive me. I thought you were an angel of Cruxis, trying to kill me."
Lloyd: "Why would Cruxis kill you?"
Kratos: "Uh... no reason. I meant... kill me... with the gifts from the heavens... I heart Cruxis.... traitor... Mithos... presents... I like Cruxis."
Lloyd: "You done?"
Kratos: "Are you suspicious?"
Lloyd: "Not anymore."
Kratos: "I'm done. Hey, I'm still better than you."
Lloyd: "I noticed."
*Kratos nods*
Kratos: "Bye."
*Kratros runs back into the Inn*
Lloyd: "Ooook."
*The man at the well is still crying*
Man: "We were getting married in April.... You heartless wench...."
Lloyd: "Ah, get over it, you baby."
*Lloyd walks back into the Inn and into his room, ignoring Collete's scream*
Narrator: "THE NEXT MORNING!"
Lloyd: "Ah! Another beautiful day!"
*Lloyd goes into the lobby, but sees a statue next to his door*
Lloyd: "Ho? What is this?"
*The statue explodes and a man appears, in a cape and chef hat, holding a fork as a staff*
??? #?: "I'm Jerry Seinfeld! But you can call me the Wonder Chef or Chef Seinfeld!"
Lloyd: "Wha...?"
Chef Seinfeld: "Would you like to learn how to make chicken tarriokie? And what the hell is a tarriokie anyway? If it's chicken just call it chicken!"
Lloyd: "I don't cook...."
Chef Seinfeld: "Well, you do now."
Narrator: "Lloyd learned how to make chicken tarriokie."
Chef Seinfeld: "See ya around!"
*Chef Seinfeld disappeared and Lloyd backs away from the spot where the Chef disappeared and runs outside*
Kratos: "Well, look who decided to show up."
*Collete smacks him*
Collete: "Didn't you hear me scream last night?"
Lloyd: "Yes."
Collete: "Some guy cam into my room!"
Lloyd: "Holy crapo! What did he do to you? I'll kill him!"
Collete: "He didn't do anything! Genis came into the room and scared him out."
Lloyd: "He must be a fearful dude to be scared by Genis."
Genis: "Your words hurt, but my spirit stays strong."
Kratos: "Your spirit sucks."
*Genis sniffs, then runs into the inn, crying*
Raine: "Great, the b*****d's crying AGAIN!"
Collete: "Stop being mean to Genis! He's a child!"
Lloyd: "Stop taking his side!"
Collete: "I'm sorry!"
Narrator: "Raine joined the party!"
Raine: "Say what?"
Narrator: "You did."
Raine: "I did?"
Narrator: "Yes."
Raine: "Oh. Well, I can only heal. Because I learned Cure overnight."
Lloyd: "Good for you."
Raine: "And I made this homework book for you."
Lloyd and Collete: "WHAAAAT?"
Raine: "It's record all the monsters we fight."
Lloyd and Collete: "Let's make Genis do it."
Raine: "Good idea."
Kratos: "Hehe, homework for you guys."
*Lloyd goes into the Inn and drags Genis out*
Lloyd: "We're sorry, brat, stop crying."
Genis: "Yay!"
Kratos: "Let's bounce."
Narrator: "The five leave and head towards the Fire Temple. The man from the night before was apprehended and taken by the authorities for murder. He has gotten the death sentence. Yeah... That's pretty much it."
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