*Lloyd and Genis get up and see Desians burning a house down* Lloyd: "Aha! They broke the Peace Treaty!"
Genis: "So did we."
Lloyd: "Then, they copied us!"
Genis: "I guess you can say that."
Lloyd: "Yeah! Let's kick their asses!"
*Lloyd and Genis engage in a fight and kick the Desian's asses, then they see that numerous houses are burning down and decide to see what the problem is, they pass Genis's house*
Genis: "My house! NOOOO! I'm to young to be a nomad or a hobo!"
Lloyd: "Hehe, you said-"
Genis: "Lloyd look!"
*They see a group of Desians talking to the villagers*
Goku Desian: "Hey guys! You broke the treaty and entered the ranch! That can't be good!"
Vegeta Desian: "Shuddap, Kakarot! You, inferior beings, intruded the ranch and now you must be punished!"
Goku Desian: "Wow, Vegeta, way to switch characters."
*??? #4 enters the scene*
??? #4: "Where's Lloyd Irving? He's the guy I'm looking for!"
Lloyd: "Heyo!"
??? #4: "You broke the treaty, and now we shall lynch you and/or tar and feather you."
Lloyd: "And who are you to ask for my name?"
??? #4: "I am Forcystus."
*The scene freezes and Forcystus starts to have a monologue*
Forcystus: "As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a Desian. I-"
*Narrator smacks him with a newspaper*
Narrator: "No! No! Bad!"
*Scene continues*
Mayor: "What the hell, Lloyd? What's the matter with you? We told you to stay way from the ranch!"
Lloyd: "It was Genis's fault. He just had to go to the ranch."
Mayor: "Genis, you stupid elf, what's the matter with you?"
Forcystus: "Stop arguing! We will have our vengence! And if we have to tar and feather two people, so be it! But no, you guys like it rough. So we prepared a special punishment for you."
*A big monster shows up and slugs around stupidly*
Lloyd: "Wow, Governor Swartzeneger has seen much better days."
Forcystus: "Indeed."
*Lloyd looks the monster in the eye and whacks it one on the head, the monster groans and falls back, Lloyd and Genis both gained levels*
Forcystus: "Damn, I thought it would work!"
Monster: "Lloyd... Genis...!"
Genis: "Holy HELL!"
*The monster grabs Forcystus and holds him*
Forcystus: "Ew! Don't touch me!"
Monster: "Genis, you were like a grandson to me. Thank you!"
*Monster explodes and Forcystus gets back up, covered in soot*
Forcystus: "Was that really necessary? That explosion doesn't do anything more than just get me dirty."
*An exsphere rolls toward Genis and he picks it up*
Genis: "Who was that guy? Oh well, I got a new exsphere!"
Lloyd: "Well here's that key-crest you'll need in order to.... No, Genis, you're okay. You don't need it."
Forcystus: "Retreat for now!"
Goku Desian: "But we're winning."
Forcystus: "Dammit! I said 'retreat'! But remember, Lloyd, you broke the treaty, not us. It may have looked as though we invaded your village. But as the plot thickens, you'll come to realize that this is all much bigger than you thought! In fact, I can tell you now that those 'Desians' were the Rene-"
Lloyd: "LALALALA, I'M NOT LISTENING! LALALA, I DON'T LISTEN TO DESIANS!"
*The Desians run away and Lloyd jumps for joy as the Final Fantasy victory music plays*
Mayor: "You little punks! You were at the ranch! I should bite your noses! You, Lloyd Irving, are banished!"
Lloyd: "Can Genis be banished, too, for being guilty by association?"
Mayor: "Sure! Why the hell not?"
Frank: "Mayor... they're... only children. They shouldn't be banished. It's just not good... not good at all."
Mayor: "You know, they should have casted Jack Nicholson for your part, Jack's more interesting."
Frank: "Shut up."
Mayor: "Whatever, Lloyd, Genis, get the hell outta here."
*Mayor leaves and Frank and Grandmama walk up to Loyd and Genis*
Frank: "I did all I could."
Lloyd: "That wasn't really much, though."
Frank: "It's the thought that counts."
Grandmama: "Up-town girl, she's been living in her up-town world..."
Frank: "We prepared a care package for you two."
*Frank hand them a bag of Cheetos and a can of Sprite*
Genis: "Thanks."
*They wave and say good-bye and the gates close and are locked with five different lock and are never to be opened again*
Frank: "Bye! Bye! May you never come here again!"
*Upon leaving*
Lloyd: "What nice people."
Narrator: "Lloyd obtained the title of 'Wandering Samurai"
Lloyd: "Kenshin?"
Genis: "How come I didn't get one? And can I have my key crest now?"
Lloyd: "You'll have to pay me or catch me first! Mwahahahaa!"
*Lloyd runs away*
Genis: "I'm just a half-elf, nobody loves me."
*Chases Lloyd, both are unaware the villagers released a lion to hunt them and eat them*
Narrator: "What will become of Lloyd and Genis. They are obviously going to find and join Collete's group. Will we be seeing Forcystus and his band of Desians again? Will we find out more about Genis's half-elf remark. Yeah.... but it's not that important. Stay tuned for the next episode of Yu Yu Hakusho!"
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