Narrator: "Now it is a bright and beautiful day as Lloyd gets ready to see Collete off."
Lloyd: "Now it is a bright and beautiful day as I get ready to see Collete off."
*Lloyd goes downstairs and outside to his father Dirk next to his mother's silent grave*
Lloyd: "Dad, are you still mad at me?"
Dirk: "About what?"
Lloyd: "Good."
Dirk: "I know you wanted to go on that quest with Collete and the key-crest-less mercenary you told me about. So I got you a map, 500 gald and-"
Lloyd: "Hehe, that's clever. You replaced the 'o' in gold with an 'a'."
Dirk : "Yes, but not as clever as money being known as 'munny'. *cough*KingdomHearts*cough*. But anyway, Lloyd, I also made you that key crest you wanted. I don't care what you do with it."
Lloyd: "Thanks, Dad."
*Genis comes running towards them*
Genis: "Lloyd! Where the hell have you been?"
Lloyd: "What?"
Genis: "I thought you were going to see Collete off?"
Lloyd: "I am. I was just leaving. And joining her."
Genis: "Are you stupid or something? Collete left after we talked at her house."
Lloyd: "What?! But you guys were here last night!"
Genis: "Idiot! You couldn't tell that that wasn't us? They were imposters! It was the cast of Friends!"
Lloyd: "NO WAY!"
Genis: "Way. And if we hurry, we can catch Collete before she leaves!"
Lloyd: "But you said she left yesterday!"
Genis: "I lied! Collete's orders! Now let's go!"
Lloyd: "So the guys who came to my house were the real Collete and company?"
Genis: "Yes!"
Lloyd: "Even you?"
Genis: "Even me."
Lloyd: "a**."
*The two friends, with Noishe, run towards the village*
Dirk: "No good-bye?"
Lloyd: "Frank! What the hell?! Where's Collete?"
Frank: "The... Chosen... left an hour ago. She didn't want to have to say 'good-bye'. It was too painfull. She... left you a letter. Here."
*Frank hands Lloyd a note*
Dear Lloyd,
BYE!!!!!!!
Love,
Collete
*Lloyd tears the letter into bits and pieces*
Genis: "Haha! You got reject-ed!"
*Lloyd gets up and punches Genis, knocking some teeth out*
Lloyd: "She will pay. She will rue the day she didn't give me a formal good-bye. I will hunt her down and eat her THEN kill her."
Genis: "Huh?"
*As Lloyd pulls out his stick to hit Genis some more, a crash is heard and Lloyd puts it back*
Lloyd: "The HELL was that?"
Frank: "Go check it out! Wait... I'll heal you!"
*Frank gives them both a band-aid and throws them out of the house and locks the door*
Narrator: "What was that crash? Is Iselia in trouble? Will Lloyd and Genis get revenge on Collete for being a stupid Chosen? Yes. But Goku and Vegeta will have cameos as Desians 4 and 5."
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