Narrator: So our heroes travel through the Iselia forest....
Noishe: "WHIIIIINE!"
Genis: "Lloyd, Noishe said 'whine' again."
Lloyd: "Yeah, he doesn't like the forest."
Genis: "When did this happen? I rememebr him going through the forest loads of times."
Lloyd: "He doesn't like the forest, okay?!"
*Noishe runs away*
Lloyd: "Great job, Genis, you scared him away."
Genis: "We're here, Lloyd."
*Genis points to a sign that says "Iselia Human Ranch*
Lloyd: "Let's go meet your friend."
Genis: "Okie-dokie, let's save first."
Lloyd: "Save?"
Genis: "Nothing."
*Genis steps on a circular sign on the ground and closes his eyes for a minute then follows Lloyd*
Lloyd: "Ok...."
*Screen cuts to Desians whipping humans, who are pushing boulders*
Desian: "Put your backs into it, inferior beings!"
Human: "But what are we doing?"
Desian #2: "Your pushing boulders into that tower, where other humans will take it to another tower across from the previous tower and back to you to restart the cycle."
Human #2: "Why?"
Desian: "It builds character."
*Screen cuts back to Lloyd and Genis*
Lloyd: "Now, Genis, we gotta be very quiet."
Genis: "HIYA, MARBLE!"
*An old woman, Marble, runs to the fence*
Marble: "Genis! How ya been? Are ya eatin' well? Are you sleepin' well?"
Genis: "Yeah. How you've been?"
Marble: "They're treatin' me well. But, to be honest as hell, they've been whippin' us... schmuks."
Genis: "Yeah."
Marble: "And who's your young, handsome, friend?"
Lloyd: "I'm Lloyd."
*Notices an exsphere on her hand*
Lloyd: "Hey, grams, is that an exsphere?"
Marble: "This? I thawt it was a brand or somethin'. I have no idear what this is."
Lloyd: "Well, it is an exsphere and you don't have a key crest. You need one or you'll get sick."
Marble: "There's alotta long words in there. We're naught but simple pirates."
Lloyd: "Huh?"
Marble: "Just kiddin', can ya save me?"
Lloyd: "I could ask my dad to make you a key crest."
Genis: "Ha! The dwarf?"
Lloyd: "Yes..."
Genis: "Well tell him to."
Lloyd: "Sure, I'll put it on my to-do list. *Scoffs* Not!"
Genis: "Thanks, Lloyd."
Desian: "Hey old woman! What the hell are you doing?"
Marble: "Run!"
Lloyd: "Right you are!"
*Lloyd and Genis dive into a bush and watch as Marble gets tortured*
Genis: "Lloyd, we gotta do something."
*The two jump up on a cliff and Genis fires his fireball and hits the Desians*
Desian: "WHAT THE FREAKIN' HELL?!"
Desian #2: "It's that kid in the red! Get him!"
*Lloyd runs away and Genis does the same, but Genis trips and the Desians hear him, Lloyd, actually wanting to save Genis fights the Desians and beats them*
Lloyd: "Dammit, Genis!"
*More Desians come and Lloyd screams and dives off another cliff*
Redneck Desian: "Damn, boy, you's crazy."
*Lloyd survives and gets up and Genis runs down to meet him*
Lloyd: "Wow! I actually survived that."
Genis: "I can't believe it either. But I'm going home. Lloyd, don't forget about the key crest, like the one you have and Marble doesn't."
Lloyd: "What key crest?"
*Genis leaves*
Lloyd: "a**."
*Lloyd leaves and finds himself at Dirk's house. Meanwhile.... a desian leader looks down from the cliff*
??? #4: "Huh... he survived. He must have that exsphere the other desian leader dude was making. Kvar or whatever."
*The desian turns and leaves and we cut back to Lloyd at Dirk's house*
Lloyd: "I'm home, Mom."
*The grave that is his mother's says nothing as Lloyd enters the house and Dirk, smiles at his son*
Dirk: "Hello, Lloyd."
Lloyd: "Hey dad."
Dirk: "Why were you so late, son?"
Lloyd: "No reason. Hey can you make me a key crest?"
Dirk: "You already have one."
Lloyd: "It's not for me, it's for a mercenary I saw with an exsphere without a key crest."
Kratos (sitting at the table): "Blasphemy, I already have a key crest."
Lloyd: "Kratos? What are you doing here?"
Kratos: "No idea."
*Kratos leaves*
Dirk: "Lloyd, you're not telling me the truth. Dwarven Vow Number.... two, I think, "Lying is the first step to the road to theivery."
Lloyd: "Yeah, but...."
*Looks at Dirk and smiles*
Lloyd: "Ok, you got me, it's for an OLD woman as the ranch."
Dirk: "YOU WENT TO THE RANCH?!"
*The daytime turns to night an Noishe, in his pen, howls*
Lloyd: "It's not my fault, Genis, forced me!"
Dirk: "You didn't let them see your exsphere, right?"
Lloyd: "Yeah, but why do I have to hide it?"
Dirk: "Beacause your exsphere is special. It was your mother's keepsake. She gave it to you before the Desians killed her."
Lloyd: "Oh, well that was nice of- WHAAAAT?!"
Dirk: "Yeah, hurts, doesn't it?"
Lloyd: "Why didn't you tell me?"
*Dirk punches Lloyd for no reason*
Lloyd: "Gah! You don't have to hit me!"
*Lloyd runs out the door and sees Kratos, Raine, Genis, and Collete*
Lloyd: "You guys heard that?"
All: "Uh... no... no... um.... WOW..... child abuse.... no, we didn't."
Lloyd: "Oh, good."
Colette: "Lloyd will you meet me on the balcony in a minute?"
Lloyd: "YES, MA'AM!"
*Colette barges into Dirk's house and up to the balcony and Lloyd talks to Kratos at his mother's grave*
Kratos: "Is this your mom?"
Lloyd: "Yup."
Kratos: "How did she... never mind that's rude of me."
Lloyd: "Kratos... are... are you crying?"
Kratos: "No... I just.... SHUDDAP!"
Lloyd: "Raine, I'll miss you. Genis, leave Noishe alone."
*Lloyd runs up the stairs and talks with Collete*
Collete: "You want to come with us?"
Lloyd: "I can't."
Collete: "Oh yeah, that's right. So I'm gonna be an angel."
Lloyd: "Whatever. Hey when are you leaving? I wanna see you off."
Collete: "You do? Um... 10 in the morning."
Lloyd: "I'll be there!"
Collete: "Of course you will."
Narrator: Lloyd gets dissed by Collete and is all set to see her off. As he waves Kratos, Raine, and the rest off, he goes to sleep and sleeps good dreams about seeing Collete off. Stay tuned for the next episode of Dragonball Z.
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