'yes,' his mother says, 'i'd sleep with the mailman for a million dollars.'
the boy returns to his father and says, 'mom said she would.'
the dad then tells him to go ask his sister.
'for a million dollars, sure; i'd sleep with the mailman.'
the boy returns to his father a third time, and is told to ask his brother the same question.
his brother responds, 'of course i would.'
when the boy talks to his father this time, the man says,
'see, in potentiality, we're sitting on a million dollars.
in actuality, we have two whores and a f*****t.'
this was quite possibly the greatest thing to have happened yesterday.
and.. ********, what else was there? :C oh! my friend Devin and i walked weirdly to the bus. it was entertaining and made me smilee. also.. i suppose it'll come to me later. i know i had a bunch of stuff to talk about last night, but didn't get the time to do an entry 'cause i needed sleepp. (and still do, sorta, but that's beside the point.) and have i mentioned that recently i've been obsessed with Daft Punk? c; dunno where it came from, or why, but for some reason all week they've been all i've listened to.
these ******** cats ohmygodd. >C
LOL THIS MYSTERY DUMDUM IS BLUE
THE FLAVOR THEREFORE MUST BE CHERRY
