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Satirical dra/hist presentation on Lenin and other things...
Just need somewhere to type my satirical presentation. xd I dont have word... ^^; But fist i get to rable about a cute guy i know. xd
The boring ramble of my guy problems; See now i met this reeaaaalllyyy nice guy called either Andrew or Anthony... >.< Im so bad with names... ^^; But he is really cute and has lost of the same interests as me, and nice and sweet and is alittle short. lol, but he is 5 years older than me and studying education and something else at uni. 3nodding He likes me an i like him and really the age differance doesn't bother me in the slighest. But it bothers all the friends i've told about him. Im 15. :3 and he is 20, looks younger tho... But i keep waiting for something to be wrong with him. xd We share alot of interests (i met him a Friday Night Magic he keeps coming first while im happy if i come higher than half way xd ) but he doesn't like DnD (How can you not like DnD!?!) but we have lots of other interests that mesh and similar .... whats the word... Oh well i forget, but he is cute and nice and alittle perfect. 3nodding He even likes my cats ... ... ... ... all 5 of them. xd But he is just slightly alergic, enough that he snezes alittle which i think is utterly adorable. 4laugh The only disernable problem is that he is about 2 inches to short. xd But other than that im just waiting for the downside. Be nice to get some advice or something. But really i just think i needed to rant. 3nodding
On a compleetely differant note... Hell House the new Supernatural epp = *drools all over herself like an idiot* sam is fo ******** hot... ^_________________^ Am i right? Of coarse i am... You can see the top of his pubes... ^______^ Towel doesn't cover much...
Now i should probably start typing this thing its due tomorrow... ^^; But we only recieved it 3 days ago and i've had 3 differant assesments since then. ^^; Oh well atleast Lenin was interesting. ^__^
Satirical Presentation script; its only a part of the entire presentation but its the part i was charged with wrighting.
*Lenin walks in and takes a seat and pulls out alittle note book and a pen*
2-1-1917
Bastards, here with my Russian comrades in Switzerland we plan. I was brought news today; we lost majority again to the Mensheviks.
*person with sign saying "Mensheviks"*: Yay Were the Majority!
1903 out great true party had it.
*person with a sign saying "Bolsheviks"; You suck we were the majority!
But since then our party name has failed us! Since my leaving our leaders have become weak and we lose our support!
*Mensheviks* We are better than you. *turns up their nose at the Bolsheviks and walks off stage followed by the Bolskevics who are arguing with them*
*Next person with a haughty expresion with a sign saying bourgeoise*
But bah! What true revolutionary cares for minorities and majorities! The bourgeoise create such constructs from their imaginations to try to foil our plans! But they will fail! Socialism is begining its first stages and the bourgeoises capitalists shall soon be toppled from their podiums!
*person with sign falls over*
The war between nations will turn to a civil war to end with the proletariats united!
*proletariat drags the person off after afew good fake kicks*
They may say numbers are less than 20 thousand but we shall prevale as all proletariets of the world unite!
*Proletariate comes back on with a sign saying i am the best*
4-3-1917
The Empress Alexandria Has been left in the stead of the Tsar. Moscow and Petrograd have revolted! The troupes have revolted against the Tsar and the Duma is in power and has advised the Tsar to abdicate the throne.
*Duma points at the Tsar* Abdicate!
*Tsar wines like a child* My country...
But i t has so come out after his failed offer to his brother to take the poisioned chalice the Tsarist regieme has finally fallen!
*duma* Abdigae right now!
*Tsar turns to a guy with a sign saying 'Tsar's Brother"* You will take the throne wont you? Pretty please with sugar on top?
*Tsar's Brother* No!
*Tsar* Yes
*brother* No!
*Tsar* Yes!
*Duma pretends to hit them both over the head and knocks them out.* The throne has fallen and has thus the tsarist regieme. *looks at the bodies again and just sorta shrugs befor walking off*
*The other two clear stage and Duma and the Provisional government stand up* *duma* Here you go. *hands the Provisional government some keys* Russia is yours. Have fun. *walks off*
16-4-1917
I have organised for safe passage through Germany to Russia, Alexander Kerensky will soon hold power over the provisional government. As it is Russia is falling into Anarchy i must return to lead the masses to a better future! The time is right for the revolt of the Proletariets!
4-5-1917
I have finally arrived in my mother Russia. Kerensky is in controle of the Provisional Government and things will move foward! We must win back Russian Socialists to the correct revolutionary path!
16-6-1917
We must begin plotting the removal of the Provisional Government. The Bolsheviks are soon to be back on my side and we must be ready to act when the time comes. THo the current spirit may be premature the proletariets will strike at the right time.
13-8-1917
The offensive in Galicia is premature, my contempariries may think its the time but all is not well it is not the correct time. The poliece have put up my picture and i'm being framed a German spy. I must flea to Finland but i will return soon to claim my rightfull place in this revolution.
18-9-1917
Kornilov has refused orders from Kerensky. He will not turn his troops back. Kerensky is appealing for help from all the peoples of Russia. I have returned from Finland in discise and our Red Guards of the Bolshevik party stands strong. We will swing round and overthrow the provisional governemet. I've won the favor of the Central Commitiee of the Bolsheviks and the time is ripe for armed insurrection.
7-11-1917
We have seized power! We controle Winter Palace. Now we must embrace the former Russian power. The proletariet in Germany and the western countries will now take our example and move to overthrow their governments. The final stage is nearing and soon the world will be united in equality! The All Russian Congress of Soviets will call for a just and democratic peace. No annexations and all gained terrortorie will be relinquished. We must have peace with atleast Germany! Dispite my contemporaries calling me suacidal. The Armistice Negotiations will be formally compleeted in December, and elections for the chairs will be held.
(didn't do the last bit as it talks about 1918 and not all that much happens anyways... Sorry about the lack of funny feel free to break up the dialougue and add in funny bits much like the first two entries georgia. I will try to get up on time.. ^^; )
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