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Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are u from
You: space.
You: -dramatic music-
You: THE FINAL FRONTIER.
Stranger: lol nice
Stranger: how are u breathing and u get pretty good interent connection up thre
You: Im on the ship of course!
You: Kirk is tryna get it on over here due to sexual frustration.
You: It's annoying to the crew.
You: At least Im not wearing the red shirt.
Stranger: ah nice nice well good luck to Kirk I know what thats like
You: Yup. He's worse than Spock!
You: Spock is there just like "Nooooo -blank face-"
Stranger: lol
You: Worst crew ever > sad
You: OH GEEZ GOTTA GO. THE ENEMY IS A FIRIN THEIR LAZAS.