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Stranger: and who might you be?
You: you...
You: OH SNAP
You: *dramatic music*
You: i am here to warn you!!!
Stranger: wow
Stranger: from the future?!
You: YES ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: what will happen?!
Stranger: wow
Stranger: this is intense
You: WHATEVER YOU DO. DONT TOUCH THE PURPLE APE.
Stranger: i'm so glad i came on omegle tonight! and to think i was about to give up!
Stranger: i hope that will make sense in the years to come
You: biggrin
Stranger: i appreciate your efforts to warn me
Stranger: it means a lot to me
Stranger: you're wonderful
You: To US <3
Stranger: CHEERS!
You: WE'RE wonderul <3
Stranger: less that three
Stranger: how quaint
You: now, one more thing before i go back to my time period...
You: YOU
You: MUST
You: NOT
Stranger: YES?
You: NOT
You: UHM
You: UHM...
Stranger: OMG DON'T STOP NOW
You: Crap I forgot D:
Stranger: tease
Stranger: but i should know that about myself already
You: NO WAIT... Dont pet the cat. It will bite you and you will turn into a cat person!
Stranger: cat people are the worst
You: MRREOW.
Stranger: purrrrrrrrr
You: ;D PURRRRR
You: great now im flirting with myself.
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: yes
Stranger: this just got weird
Stranger: but wow, we're just so attractive!
Stranger: how can we help ourselves?!
You: i know right?!
Stranger: it's just meant to be
Stranger: stay here in the past
Stranger: let's make beautiful music together
Stranger: in a freaky way
You: *awkward thought* so if we're doing it, but we're the same person... does that mean we're masturbating?!
You: I DONT GET IT.
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: nothing's wrong with masturbation
Stranger: don't let the church guilt you!
Stranger: but 'tis a strange thought
You: indeed.
Stranger: i'd like to do it with myself
Stranger: i can't believe i just said that
Stranger: what a day this is!
You: biggrin what a glorious day!
You: well, i must be on my way to warn your family too!
Stranger: should we actually tell each other who we really are? or did i just ruin it?
You: LOL.
You: uhm.
Stranger: biggrin
You: if you want XD
Stranger: your call
Stranger: should we do lame ASL?!!!
Stranger: lol
You: NEVER.
You: I SHALL BE FORMAL.
Stranger: and then disconnect in shame....
You: D:
Stranger: are you wearing your formal outfit?
Stranger: is it shiny?
You: YES. LIKE A SHINY POKEMON.
Stranger: did you brush your teeth for this occasion?
You: I DID.
Stranger: wow, this is serious!
You: I remembered to change underwear.
Stranger: what a day to remember
Stranger: write it in our diary
You: I shall!
Stranger: i have a v****a!
You: ME TOO.
You: MAYBE WE ARE THE SAME PERSON...
Stranger: WE COULD BE EACH OTHER
Stranger: omg wtf bbq
You: i be asian.
Stranger: DO YOU HAVE BOOBIES?
You: you? o_o
Stranger: oh
Stranger: me no azn
You: ASDFGHJKL;
You: ಠ_ಠ
You: *rolls around*
Stranger: get up off the floor you weirdo
You: ;^; n-no!
You: *rolls all over you*
Stranger: your asianosity explains all your cutesy little punctuation faces
You: (^__^) lol?
You: I LEARNED A NEW WORD.
Stranger: I JUST MADE IT UP
Stranger: spread it around
Stranger: it'll catch on
You: I SHALL.
You: I SHALL TELL YOUR TALE.
Stranger: THANK YOU, MYSELF
Stranger: I APPRECIATE IT
You: YOURE WELCOME, MYSELF.
Stranger: this is quite fantabulous
Stranger: what kind of asian are you?
You: filipino/ japanese. so im pretty short D:
Stranger: i'm 5'3
Stranger: do i win?!
You: DANG IT.
You: YOU DO.
You: 5'0.
Stranger: RAISE THE ROOF
Stranger: that was old school, hey?
You: YES. YES IT WAS.
You: Raisin the roof. *giggle*
You: XD
Stranger: GUESS WHAT?
Stranger: my husband is home now
Stranger: i have to go
Stranger: he bosses me around
You: D: Aww.
You: I guess youre my future me.
Stranger: true
Stranger: Marry a guy named Ryan
You: im still 16. i have no hubby D:
You: OKIE DOKIE.
You: WAIT.
Stranger: WUT?
You: I like a guy named jeff.
You: what should i do?!
Stranger: OH HELL NO
Stranger: get him to change his name
Stranger: that's easy
You: NRRGGHHH. OKAY!
You: biggrin
You: THANK YOU!
Stranger: GOOD LUCK LITTLE BABY ME!
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drink more water you dehydrated noodle.