A real man enjoys knitting with his elderly grandmother on warm Sunday afternoons.
A real man has Hello Kitty cellphone charms on his rose coloured cell phone.
A real man likes soft sponge cakes with sweet strawberries and whipped cream.
A real man goes clothes shopping with his bffs Brittani and Sabrina ♥
A real man dances to "Everytime We Touch" by Cascada.
A real man wears tight skinny jeans, and bright neon shirts.
A real man has all the Twilight books.
A real man takes vitamins to make sure he has all his daily calcium.
A real man shops at Claire's, Forever 21(or all those Roman numerals, whatever), and Hot Topic
A real man plays dressup games whenever he can
A real man knows pink DOESNT GO WITH RED DUH
A real man checks his reflection in any mirror he passes
A real man giggles and talks about people behind their backs and is a little b***h(JASON YEAH THIS IS YOU a*****e)
A real man whines and complains about how "I LOOK SO FAT IN THESE JEANS" (KEN)
A real man expects his girlfriend/boyfriend/fiancee/wife/husband to make him food.
A real man draws hearts and flowers around his signature.
A real man skips.
A real man depends on his girlfriend/boyfriend/fiancee/wife/husband to help him turn on his computer.
A real man likes reading Sarah Dessen.
A real man recites Shakespeare to his mirror.
A real man wears shades indoors and at night.
A real man hates on everyone he sees. (JASON, MICHAELA, THE AZN CATHERINE <-just remembered her name right now)
A real man worries about his hair.
A real man shaves his arms.
A real man thinks about how he should finish his homework as soon as possible when he gets home so that he has time to do the other homework he's been wanting to get around to
A real man's favourite colour is mauve, rose and periwinkle
A real man likes all his classes
A real man wears the same clothes everyday(uh yeah I think you know who I'm talking about INTERVENTION MUCH?)
A real man has flowery sheets in his tasteful pink bedroom.
A real man reads the label so he knows how many calories it is, god he doesn't want to get fat EWW
A real man has apple martinis, please
A real man knows exactly which colour would fit your skin tone, and which lipglosses are non-sticky/sparkly
A real man knows how many movies Johnny Depp's been in
A real man has a mani/pedi every week with his favourite mani/pedi girl, Tiff(No, it's not Tiffany it's Tiff god get it right)
A real man has a "I'm looking for my One True Luv~♥" wallpaper on his cellphone
A real man knows which belt would "totally go with your outfit"
A real man enjoys Enrique Iglesias in more than one way.
A real man is one TEAM EDWARD BABY(One word: UGH)
A real man has a red BMW(That's a chick car just so you know)
((Any suggestions on what real men should NOT do? Comment and tell me! P.S, A Real Man...(FOR REAL) is coming soon!))
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