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Hold up, you got something on your chest: my eyes.
whoo pickups lines! my fave:
Hey, are you from UPS cuz I see you checkin out my package!
The word of the day is "legs". Lets go back to my place and spread the word
Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up~
Let's play Titanic! when I say iceberg you go down
do you work at Subway? cuz you just gave me a footlong
girl your parents must be assholes cuz you are the s**t
Can I have your picture so Santa knows what to get me?
Are your pants made of Windex cuz I can see myself in them♥
Hey I like your shirt-but it looks better on the floor of my bedroom
I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me?>
Have you got a map? cuz im lost in your eyes.
are you wearing space pants> cuz ur butt is out of this world!
Guy: can i borrow your phone? I need to call God.
Girl: why?
Guy:to tell him one of his angels is missing.
If I could rewrite the dictionary youd be the definition of love.
are you tired because youve been running thru my mind all day
did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
(PROLLY THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST) can u help me with my math? all we have to do is add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and lets multiply
i want to insert my floppy disk into your drive. don't worry I'll wear virus protection
"You're going to hell; cause it's a sin to be that beautiful."
Do you have singular cuz your raising my bar
Hey are you in Lord of the Rings cuz you're my precious..
is your daddy a terrorist because baby your the bomb wink
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Baby, put down the six inch, I brought the footlong.
Do you know CPR cuz you took my breath away.
Do you have a Band-Aid? cuz I scraped my knee faliing for you.
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
Hi, my name's ______. You better remember it cause you'll be screaming it later!!
If loving you is wrong I don't wanna be right
Get in the van.
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