Some sayings that are so true! 3nodding
•It a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. ----W. Sommerset Morgan
•Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk,my first instinct is to laugh.But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me.Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny.- Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts (mean, but come on, random factor is like 9!)
Fact of life: after Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says W T F.
•As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. ---- Fran Lebowitz
"I am writing my life to laugh at myself, and I am succeeding."
-Giacomo Casanova
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
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I'm gonna made another one!!!
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FUN!!!!
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//95% of teens would cry if they saw EDWARD CULLEN at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Put this as part of your sig if you are part of the 5% that would sit here with popcorn and a camera and yell DO A FLIP!!